Monday morning one-liners


Bills LB Danny Batten is looking to make a comeback after injury ruined his 2010 season.

Free agents Mathias Kiwanuka and Manny Lawson could interest the Dolphins.

Patriots LB Jerod Mayo said that the team’s workouts exceeded his expectations.

The Jets offensive line did a fine job of protecting QB Mark Sanchez in 2010.

Because Browns T Joe Thomas shuns the spotlight, he hasn’t gotten as much attention as his play merits.

Steelers CB Cortez Allen has followed a strange path to the NFL.

Colts K Adam Vinateri is one of the best undrafted players of all time.

The lockout has put a stop to the progress Tony Boselli and others had made selling Jaguars tickets.

Titans QB Jake Locker spent time working with former NFL QB Ken O’Brien before heading to the team’s workouts.

Could there be a Jake Delhomme-John Fox reunion with the Broncos?

Chiefs RB Jamaal Charles had the highest percentage of runs for first downs in the NFL last season.

Jerry McDonald of the Contra Costa Times sent along his choices for the 10 worst moments in recent Raiders history.

The simplicity of the Chargers offense could be a boon for them next season.

Cowboys WR Dez Bryant made another trip to the mall on Saturday.

WR Jerrel Jernigan will have to learn to deal with the cold now that he’s with the Giants.

Eagles rookie LB Brian Rolle was offered a deep discount on a car when he was at Ohio State.

Where do the Redskins rate as a contender for RB DeAngelo Williams’s services?

Former Bears WR Willie Gault hasn’t lost much of his track star speed.

The lockout hasn’t done much to diminish excitement about the Lions.

It took a softball game to get a healthy portion of the Packers back together again.

Sheldon Kaplan, a lawyer who played a role in getting the Vikings franchise in 1960, died at the age of 96.

The man who accused Panthers LB Jon Beason of assault was arrested over the weekend.

Tom McEwen, who covered the Buccaneers for the Tampa Tribune for many years, died at the age of 88.

Is Jim Hart really the best quarterback in Cardinals history?

Offensive coordinator Josh McDaniels might be more demanding of the Rams than Pat Shurmur was last season.

FB Bruce Miller is the only 49ers offensive rookie who won’t be at the player-led workouts this week.

Seahawks TE John Carlson isn’t experiencing any ill effects from his concussion in the playoffs.