Monday morning one-liners


Bills CB Leodis McKelvin held a football camp for young men trying to escape drugs.

Can RB Kevin Faulk still be an impact player for the Patriots?

The Dolphins don’t appear to be a landing spot for QB Terrelle Pryor.

There are obvious benefits to the Jets re-signing DE Shaun Ellis.

The Ravens’ website is counting down the top 50 players in franchise history.

Bengals LB Dhani Jones has no plans to retire.

Defensive coordinator Dick Jauron wants the Browns to be a tough, physical team.

Steelers T Max Starks is building an Education and Sports Center in Orlando.

Texans RB Arian Foster wanted to share the honor of ranking 25th on the NFL Network’s Top 100 list with his offensive linemen.

Colts DE Dwight Freeney tops one man’s list of the best defensive ends in football.

A change in the Jacksonville mayor’s office could affect the Jaguars.

The Titans workouts have resulted in some publicity for the school hosting them.

Former Broncos RB Floyd Little wants the players to get a labor deal done.

Chiefs LB Tamba Hali was a very productive pass rusher last season.

How did Raiders WR Nick Miller wind up working out with Larry Fitzgerald?

Chargers coach Norv Turner wants to do for his reputation what Dirk Nowitzki did for his in the NBA Finals.

San Antonio is holding out hope for a summer visit from the Cowboys.

Peter King of thinks CB Nnamdi Asomugha is going to the Eagles.

Redskins coaches may not be happy to hear about T Trent Williams’s absence from workouts.

The Bears could be doing a lot of experimenting on the offensive line next season.

A truckload of praise for Lions WR Calvin Johnson.

An attempt to figure out the future of unrestricted Packers free agents.

DT Pat Williams has adjusted the chances of a reunion with the Vikings to 50-50 after a more pessimistic outlook at the end of last season.

Will a new CBA make the Panthers an active participant in free agency again?

The Saints aren’t looking to make a move with RB Pierre Thomas right now.

Buccaneers S Cody Grimm and his dad Russ get a spot on a list of famous NFL fathers and sons.

A look back at draft-day reactions to the selections of some current Cardinals.  [Editor’s note:  The expletives have been deleted.]

Rams WR Donnie Avery, rehabbing a torn ACL, says he ran a 4.4 40 on Friday.

The 49ers are just one part of a tumultuous sports scene in the Bay Area.

Former Seahawks T Brandon Frye was arrested for drunk driving over the weekend.