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Help me stay out of last place in the USA Today “insider” poll

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So the folks at USA Today have a poll of various on-air NFL categories. And they’ve included a certain reformed lawyer/Internet hack with whom you may be familiar in the “insider” category.

My goal isn’t to finish first. My goal is to not finish last.

And I need all the help I can get.

Everyone who votes for me gets a free 10-year subscription to PFT. How will I know that you voted for me? I’ll take your word for it. If the honor system works to deter HGH usage, then the honor system works for me.

UPDATE: Here’s the link, which I forgot to put in the original story. Proving yet again that I need all the help I can get to stay out of last place.