Saturday morning one-liners


Stevie Johnson is trying to become the first Bills player with consecutive seasons of 1,000 receiving yards.

Patriots WR Wes Welker has taken a liking to Twitter.

The Ravens kick coverage units vow to do a better job than they’ve done in the first 15 games.

Bengals WR Jerome Simpson wants to move past last week’s flip into the end zone.

S Mike Adams would like to re-sign with the Browns as a free agent this offseason.

The Steelers have done a better job defending against the pass this season than they did in 2010.

Texans K Neil Rackers appears to have rebounded from struggles earlier this season.

The Colts have simplified their defense after switching coordinators.

The future of several Jaguars free agents is up in the air.

Veteran members of the Titans secondary hope this isn’t the last game they all play together.

WR Eric Decker has been a big play threat for the Broncos this season, but he’s gone four games without a catch of more than 23 yards.

Offensive red zone inefficiency has been a problem for the Chiefs all season. .

The Raiders could have signed T Jared Gaither before the season, but now they will have to beat him and the Chargers to have a shot at the playoffs.

Firing Norv Turner won’t fix everything that’s wrong with the Chargers.

Cowboys WR Miles Austin said QB Tony Romo’s accuracy was fine in practice on Friday.

The Giants plan to use rookie CB Prince Amukamara more on Sunday night.

Eagles DE Brandon Graham and S Nate Allen are looking forward to next season when they are further away from their injuries.

According to offensive coordinator Kyle Shanahan, the Redskins don’t need to add a quarterback familiar with the system.

The Bears are turning back to CB Tim Jennings in the starting lineup.

Practice was outside for the Lions as they prepared for Sunday in Lambeau Field.

Rookies have made an impact on the Packers roster this season.

Said Vikings DE Brian Robison, “It is strange. Even last year, we only won one game in the division. It’s kind of been a night-and-day difference. We went 12-4 in 2009 and it’s been downhill ever since.”

The Falcons would like to get on the right track momentum-wise before the start of the postseason.

The wife of former Panthers LB Chris Draft died of breast cancer.

Saints QB Drew Brees won the FedEx Air player of the week award for the second time this year.

S Tanard Jackson is happy that he got reinstated by the NFL, but dejected by the way the Buccaneers’ season has turned out.

Cardinals defensive coordinator Ray Horton said that the defense is “light years ahead” of where it was early this season.

Josh McDaniels doesn’t regret coming to the Rams as offensive coordinator.

The 49ers need contributions from new faces at wide receiver and tight end.

WR Deon Butler hopes to leave the Seahawks with a good impression in Week 17.

4 responses to “Saturday morning one-liners

  1. 1000 rushing yards in 16 games = 62.5 yards per game

    1000 rushing yards in 12 games = 83.3 yards per game – 25% more.

    1000 yards in a 16 game season is NOTHING.

    Jim Brown played 9 12 game seasons and he rushed for at least 1000 in 8 of them. His best season was around 1500 yds and his CAREER ypk was 5.2.

    He remains the best ever at the position and one of the best players in the history of the league.

  2. Raiders could have signed him, but he couldn’t pass a physical. He languished on the bench in KC while he recovered from his injury, then was cut for being a bonehead. He is a free agent next year, so if he can pass a physical he might sign with the Raiders if they still even want him.

  3. It sure looked super duper cool, but with only 1 defender bearing down on him, only 1 yard away from the endzone, and a whole lotta field to work with…there’s just no real reason to have to do a front-flip over another player to reach the endzone. The guy could have Waltzed in.

    *You see the way he was holding the ball? Not safe. If that ball comes out and the Bengals fall short against the Cards, Jerome’s coach asks him why he opted for the circus-clown flip over protecting the ball and powering your way into the endzone like a football player…

    (I know..I’m just a hater I suppose)

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