Jim Irsay is giving away two Super Bowl tickets via Twitter

AP

Colts owner Jim Irsay, a must-follow on Twitter for anyone with any interest in the NFL (or in the obscure, random use of song lyrics), has taken things to a new level on the popular social media platform.

Irsay plans to give two Super Bowl tickets to someone who correctly guesses the name of the next Colts coach.

Guesses must be made by midnight tonight.

But it comes with a warning from Irsay:  “If you predict Rob Lowe, I’ll have to hunt you down like a rabid rat in the dark night and tease your kin and soak ur shoes n salted waters!”

So feel free to predict Rob Lowe.