Brady’s sister to marry Red Sox’s Youkilis

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It’s a slow Friday, and I was making the rounds and I noticed a blurb on that was worth a quick mention.

A very quick mention.

The sister of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is engaged to marry Red Sox third baseman Kevin Youkilis.

And so when the Red Sox lose the World Series after the first baseman drops a toss or two from third, the eventual Mrs. Youkilis can say, “My husband cannot f–king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

Yep, I wrote this story for the sole purpose of using that line.