Monday morning one-liners


The Bills need pass rushing complements for Shawne Merriman as they move to a 4-3 look this season.

A horse owned by former Dolphins QB Bob Griese won a World Cup equestrian event.

How does the Patriots run measure up historically?

Jane McManus of imagines a reality show featuring Jets QB Mark Sanchez and WR Santonio Holmes.

Peter Schrager of predicts the Ravens will lift the Lombardi Trophy next year.

Former Bengals G Max Montoya’s son was part of the camera crew charged with getting the Super Bowl MVP to say “I’m going to Disney World” at the end of the Super Bowl.

Former Browns RB Jamal Lewis talks about his experiences with concussions.

Steelers offensive coordinator Todd Haley is just one example of the coach recycling that goes on every offseason.

The Texans could use some help at wide receiver this offseason.

Colts LB Pat Angerer felt he improved in 2011, but he’s still looking for more growth.

Several members of the Jaguars watched as a formerly paralyzed boy got back on the football field.

Akeem Ayers started every game for the Titans, but he wasn’t satisfied by his rookie season.

Nate Irving could be in line to become the Broncos’ starting middle linebacker in 2012.

Does S LaRon Landry make sense as a free agent target of the Chiefs?

Jerry McDonald of the Bay Area News Group argues that production, not cap space, is the issue with the Raiders.

The Chargers are offering season ticket buyers a slew of additional perks next season.

Tiger Woods faded out of contention on the final day of the tournament at Pebble Beach while paired with Cowboys QB Tony Romo.

The deeper you delve into the stats, the more unlikely the Giants’ championship looks on paper.

Eagles CB Nnamdi Asomugha did not have a good season as a tackler.

Dan Steinberg of the Washington Post asked some people why Peyton Manning would want to play for the Redskins.

Playing time figures from 2011 show a need for the Bears to improve their defensive end depth.

RB Kevin Smith would like to return to the Lions.

Tom Oates of the Wisconsin State Journal sees similarities between Peyton Manning’s situation with the Colts and the end of Brett Favre’s Packers tenure.

Vikings LB Chad Greenway’s production dropped off in 2011.

If Marcus McNeill becomes available, he could fit with the Falcons.

The Panthers’ home schedule includes visits from the Super Bowl champions and former coach John Fox.

DT Tom Johnson feels comfortable enough with the Saints to lay down some roots in the area.

Former Buccaneers LB and current coordinator of pro scouting Shelton Quarles has raised more than $600,000 to help single mothers.

Cardinals WR Stephen Williams has no problem giving up No. 18 if Peyton Manning becomes his teammate.

Adaptability is one of the things new Rams G.M. Les Snead has going for him.

The 49ers are riding on top of the list of Bay Area sports franchises.

Seahawks WR Doug Baldwin doesn’t plan to rest on his rookie laurels.

Here’s a look at a schedule of Pro Days around the country in March.