Wednesday morning one-liners

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The Bills’ official website suggests WR Brandon Lloyd is too old for the team’s liking.  [Editor’s note:  Apparently, Ralph Wilson hates old people.]

At least one Dolphins’ beat writer is surprised the team didn’t tender FB Lex Hilliard.

The Jets reportedly want to re-sign K Nick Folk, although he’ll have competition in camp.

Patriots WR Wes Welker is probably licking his chops after seeing so many wideouts cash in Tuesday.

It’s a little surprising that LB Dannell Ellerbe got a second-round tender from the Ravens.

Former Steelers WR Hines Ward really didn’t want the media to find out about his DUI last summer.

The Browns wanted DE Jeremy Mincey as a pass-rush complement to Jabaal Sheard.

The Bengals are looking thin at the guard position.

Versatile Titans OL Fernando Velasco could challenge for a starting gig next season.

A detailed look at the financial impact Peyton Manning had on the Colts’ franchise.

Jaguars coach Mike Mularky was impressed with University of Florida RB/WR Chris Rainey after his pro day.

Released QB Matt Leinart’s tweets rubbed some in Houston the wrong way.

Woody Paige sees Tim Tebow’s relationship with the Broncos on thin ice.  [Editor’s note:  The bigger question is whether, if the ice breaks, Tebow will nevertheless be able to keep walking.]

The Chiefs are trying to get some depth at the skill positions after injuries crippled them last season.

The murder trial of ex-Raider DE Anthony Wayne Smith has begun.

At least one analyst doesn’t see new Charger Robert Meachem as a No. 1 wideout.

Eagles CB Nnamdi Asomugha will be the recipient of the Henry P. Iba Citizen Athlete Award.

Cowboys SS Gerald Sensabaugh will likely have a new partner to work with at free safety.

DE Justin Tuck is hoping that the Giants bring back RB Brandon Jacobs.

There is concern in Washington over Pierre Garcon’s questionable hands.  [Editor’s note:  The equipment manager is more concerned about finding a “C” with a little shmutz hanging from the bottom of it.]

The Lions continue to work on a new contract for Calvin Johnson.

The Packers are a good bet to pick a defensive lineman early in April’s draft.

Bears restricted free agent RB Kahlil Bell vowed to address his fumbling issues.

For a rebuilding team like the Vikings, sitting out the first day of free agency could prove wise.

An update on where the Falcons are at in free agency.

A domestic abuse battery charge against Saints DE Will Smith has been dismissed.

Vincent Jackson’s fantasy football value could take a hit in Tampa Bay.

The Panthers appear ready to roll with Geoff Hangarter and Garry Williams as their starting guards.

This mock draft has the Rams taking Oklahoma State WR Justin Blackmon with the No. 6 overall pick.

The San Francisco media had plenty of questions about CB Perrish Cox’s character.

The Seahawks’ interest in Mario Williams may have been overblown, but Jason Jones is a fallback option at defensive end.

If the rookie wage scale had been in place earlier, the Cardinals may not have released OT Levi Brown.