They gave out Shad Khan mustaches in Jacksonville today.
Maybe they should have opted for the entire Groucho-glasses set, as the Jaguars need a good disguise after this one.
The Jags have 44 total yards of offense, and minus-1 through the air.
Blaine Gabbert’s having a hard time getting passes off, and can’t get anything downfield. He’s also getting them swatted at the line of scrimmage, with J.J. Watt getting a pair already.
That’s why the Texans are off to an easy 17-0 lead.
Arian Foster became Houston’s all-time leading rusher, and keeps piling up yards. He and Ben Tate each have a rushing touchdown already, and nearly 100 yards in the first half.
This is only going to get worse.