Friday morning one-liners


WR Donald Jones thinks he’ll be recovered from his season-ending illness in time for the start of Bills offseason work.

A look at the possible cap benefits of cutting various members of the Dolphins.

Patriots S Devin McCourty says he’s impressed with the Ravens’ road playoff success.

Reminiscing about Tommy Parks, who fibbed about his age long enough to spend one game as the Jets’ punter.

The Ravens’ most successful additions of the offseason came without big price tags.

Said Bengals offensive coordinator Jay Gruden of his head coaching interviews.

Terry Pluto of the Cleveland Plain Dealer compliments Rob Chudzinski for not cleaning house on the coaching staff after becoming Browns coach.

Steelers RB Rashard Mendenhall reached a settlement in court proceedings against a company that employed Mendenhall as an endorser until dropping him for controversial tweets.

The Texans may want to check out some of these quarterbacks at the Senior Bowl.

The Colts played a big role on Thursday night’s episode of Parks and Recreation.

Gus Bradley’s college coach isn’t surprised by his former player’s rise to become head coach of the Jaguars.

A call for the Titans to resist taking LB Manti Te’o in the draft.

Some suggested improvements to the Broncos defense.

A full transcript of Raiders G.M. Reggie McKenzie’s meeting with the media.

T Steven Baker is the first signing of the Andy Reid/John Dorsey era with the Chiefs.

He has a new title, but John Spanos is still tasked with moving his way up to taking over football operations for the Chargers.

The Cowboys will retain the services of defensive backs coach Jerome Henderson.

Giants LB Spencer Paysinger played for Chip Kelly in college and thnks Kelly will do well with the Eagles.

Jeff McLane of the Philadelphia Inquirer doesn’t think Nick Foles or Michael Vick will be the Eagles quarterback next year.

T Tyler Polumbus said that he wants to return to the Redskins next season.

Bears G.M. Phil Emery and coach Marc Trestman have birthdays one day apart, one of many ways they are tied together.

The Lions signed WR Devin Thomas to a future contract.

Ryan Pickett remains part of the Packers’ defensive line plans.

LB Erin Henderson would like to remain with the Vikings.

C Todd McClure is enjoying the Falcons’ playoff run after several years on the other side of things.

Reviewing the work done by the Panthers’ 2012 draft class.

Mike Triplett of the New Orleans Times-Picayune finds no winners at the end of the Saints’ run-in with the league over bounties.

Having the East-West Shrine Game in their backyard makes scouting easy for the Buccaneers.

Dan Bickley of the Arizona Republic praises new Cardinals coach Bruce Arians as a man of substance.

Checking in on the Rams’ search for a defensive coordinator.

49ers RB Frank Gore has learned to love the Pistol.

Seahawks coach Pete Carroll called new defensive coordinator Dan Quinn “an excellent teacher who is familiar with our system and allows us to maintain continuity.”