Tattoo parlor offering $49 49ers tattoos

Avid San Fran fans in the vicinity of Vallejo, California can put their melanocytes where their mouth is, for less money.

Allied Ink Tattoos & Piercings is offering 49ers-related tattoos for only 49 dollars.

We’re super excited, so we decided, ‘Why not?’” shop manager Andrew Moskito said.  “Normally, they’d be about $120.”

The offer is available only on Friday, February 1, from noon to 8:00 p.m.  One fan showed up this past Friday after misreading the ad; she nevertheless opted to pay full price to get a team logo permanently painted onto the back of her neck.

It’s fitting that the 49ers are doing this, given all the fretting about quarterback Colin Kaepernick’s arm tattoos from a sportswriter who apparently didn’t do a good enough job with his attention grab, because I now can’t remember his name.

Maybe I should have tattooed it onto my arm.