We mentioned a few weeks ago that former Vikings defensive end Ray Edwards, now an alleged professional boxer, knocked out some tomato can.
His latest opponent looked more like a can of Beef-a-rino.
In a piece of video that has to be seen a few times to be fully appreciated, Edwards improved to 3-0 with a knockout of “Some Guy,” at a bout in West Fargo, North Dakota.
There are many amazing things about the video, beginning with the fact this was the “Co-Main Event,” and that people apparently paid money to go watch it.
From the cell phone video, Edwards’ opponent was a George Costanza lookalike with an impressive pelt of back hair, who went down like a sack of potatoes from the impact of the breeze of the right uppercut which made contact with nothing.
At one point, we were concerned that nothing was more regrettable than the Ray Edwards-as-Falcon era, but we were sadly, and hilariously mistaken.
UPDATE 4:38 p.m. ET: Our own Michael David Smith passes along a bit of information. Beef-a-rino’s name is actually Mike Smith (no relation), and I am certain that MDS would take that guy, especially if he hit him.