Late last night and/or early this morning, Colts owner Jim Irsay hunt-and-pecked a tweet directed at yours truly.
But, like many of Irsay’s tweets, I don’t really understand it.
It’s apparently a belated response to my fair-and-balanced assessment of his Saturday boast that the Colts had engaged in a free-agent “pillaging.” Still, I’m not quite sure what Irsay is saying.
At least I understand the part where he breaks out a third-grade pun (in fairness, that’s the usual education level of my own puns) and calls me “Floor Sweeper” (in fairness, to a billionaire who nevertheless was able to finagle taxpayer money for his new stadium we’re all floor sweepers).
So help me decipher what exactly Jimbo is saying here. Because I can’t make much sense of it.
FLORIO-Floor Sweeper,maybe 160 mil.is chump-change 2U,but see a New Wide Receiver catches the football from the QB,there’s beginner courses
— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) April 2, 2013