OK, now this is getting good.
Not only did Keyshawn Johnson jump into his Prius to chase down a speeding Justin Bieber, but there are more former NFL stars who would like to talk to the young singer.
Hall of Fame running back Eric Dickerson just tweeted some advice to the teen sensation as well.
The idea of Dickerson and Johnson loading up into a minivan like a posse of angry soccer moms to administer a whooping to that noisy kid down the street is downright comical.
And since the NFL suddenly has two weeks of airtime in April to fill, maybe it can become a reality show.