NFL morning after: A Sunday of football, the best TV show ever


The late, great Hall of Famer Art Donovan was in an old ESPN commercial, back when ESPN first began airing NFL pre-game and post-game shows, in which he pointed out that if you watched both of ESPN’s Sunday NFL shows, plus both of the NFL games airing in your own local market, you’d spend more than eight hours on Sunday watching nothing but football. As the idea of that much football in one day sunk in, Donovan proclaimed, “I love it!”

Now, of course, there’s a lot more pre-game and post-game coverage than there was back then, plus there’s the Sunday night game, which didn’t exist back then. Now you can turn on the TV for the first pre-game show, on NFL Network, at 7 a.m. Eastern, and keep watching football through the Sunday night game on NBC, which often ends after midnight, then watch the various highlight shows that keep going well after midnight. Forget eight hours of football, you can spend 16 hours or more in front of TV watching nothing but football.

And I love it.

The NFL is America’s best and most popular television show, and there’s simply no such thing as too much of it. I think nothing of turning on pre-game shows at 7 in the morning on Sunday and leaving some football, either live games or NFL news and highlight shows, on my TV until I go to bed after midnight. During the offseason, I love a good TV binge — I can go back to Breaking Bad or The Wire or Seinfeld or Arrested Development over and over and over again — but I’ve had my fill of any of those great shows long before I’ve watched 16 hours in one day. There really is no such thing as too much football.

Think about how great the television programming was yesterday, for those of us who can watch all the games on the Sunday Ticket package. In an insane rush of fantastic finishes starting around 4 p.m. Eastern, we got four different thrilling endings within minutes of each other:

— The Jets beat the Patriots in overtime after New England fans found out the hard way that you’re not allowed to push your teammate into the line to try to block a field goal.

— Washington beat Chicago 45-41 in a crazy back-and-forth battle that featured six rushing touchdowns, three passing touchdowns, a special teams touchdown and a defensive touchdown.

— Cincinnati beat Detroit on a 54-yard field goal as time expired.

— The Bills kicked a go-ahead field goal with 31 seconds left, then hung on for dear life as the Dolphins maneuvered into position for a last-second Hail Mary that fell incomplete in the end zone.

That kind of drama beats anything you’ll ever get in scripted television, but that was just a few minutes of Sunday’s football binge. We also got:

— Peyton Manning’s return to Indianapolis, in which the Colts legend turned Broncos quarterback suffered his first loss of the season in front of fans who cheered him loudly when he was introduced before the game, then cheered even louder when the Colts won.

— The Steelers beating the Ravens on a field goal on the last play of the game.

— Two of the most talented receivers you’ll ever see, Calvin Johnson and A.J. Green, putting up 155 yards apiece in Bengals-Lions.

— Monte Kiffin’s Dallas defense stepping up in a big way, completely shutting down Chip Kelly’s Philadelphia offense in a 17-3 win.

— Philip Rivers continuing his ridiculously efficient season passing the football by completing 22 of 26 passes in a win over the Jaguars. Rivers has now completed 73.9 percent of his passes this season. (The all-time single-season record is 71.2 percent, set by Drew Brees two years ago.)

— Case Keenum leading the reeling Texans to a surprisingly competitive performance against the undefeated Chiefs before ultimately falling to Kansas City, the league’s most pleasant surprise.

Watch all of that football, all day long, and you’re going to be exhausted and bleary-eyed by the end of the day. But it’s still not too much football. There’s no such thing as too much of sitting in front of your TV watching football.

Here are the rest of my thoughts on a great Sunday in the NFL:

The first three touchdowns of the day were scored by the defense, and Matt Schaub wasn’t even playing. Mr. Pick Six himself was out for the Texans’ late afternoon game, but the early afternoon games got started with not one, not two, but three quarterbacks giving up the ball to a defensive player who took it to the house. First we had Sam Bradford throw an interception that Carolina’s Captain Munnerlyn returned for a touchdown. Then we had Ryan Tannehill throw an interception that Buffalo’s Nickell Robey returned for a touchdown. Then we had Mike Glennon fumble a ball that Atlanta’s Thomas Decoud returned for a touchdown. It was Geno Smith and Jeremy Kerley, of all people, who got on the board for the Jets’ offense and ended the league-wide run of defensive touchdowns. (And Smith would throw a pick-six of his own later in the first quarter.)

Pro Bowl voting begins way too early. The NFL allowed fans to start voting for Pro Bowl rosters on Sunday morning, when some teams had only played five games and some had only played six. Why on earth are we voting for Pro Bowlers now, when they’ve still got two-thirds of the season to play and the game is more than three months away? If the NFL wants to make the Pro Bowl more relevant, how about waiting until the end of the season to vote, so fans can actually vote for guys who had good years?

Jimmy Johnson said something about Jerry Jones masked as something about Jim Irsay. Asked on the FOX pregame show about Irsay’s comments tweaking Peyton Manning last week, Johnson said, “Just because a guy has money and owns an NFL team, doesn’t mean he’s smart.” Johnson was ostensibly talking about Irsay, but I think he was also taking a little shot at Jerry Jones, his old boss in Dallas with whom Johnson has had a famously prickly relationship.

Devin Hester, the greatest kick returner ever. Hester’s return touchdown was the 19th of his career, tying him with Deion Sanders for the most return touchdowns in NFL history. But most of Sanders’ return touchdowns came on defense. All of Hester’s were kick returns. There’s really no one who has been even close to the kind of consistent big-play threat returning kicks that Hester has been throughout his NFL career. Usually, once a return man establishes himself as one of the best in the league, opposing teams start kicking to him differently and limit his effectiveness. They punt high to force him to fair catch, or they punt out of bounds. On kickoffs, if they’re not sure the kicker can boot it out the back of the end zone, they tell him to kick it high and short to help the coverage team get into position to make the tackle. The amazing thing about Hester is that he’s still scoring touchdowns even after opposing teams have come to realize that they must kick away from him. As soon as a team’s attempted punt out of bounds ends up staying just barely inbounds — which is what happened with Washington on Sunday — Hester makes them pay for it.

The top picks in the next two drafts had big days on Saturday. It may be too early to talk about the top pick in next year’s NFL draft, and it’s definitely too early to talk about the top pick in the 2015 NFL draft. But I’ll do it anyway. South Carolina defensive end Jadeveon Clowney spent as much time in Tennessee’s backfield as their own running backs on Saturday, looking like the kind of one-man wrecking crew who absolutely deserves to be considered the top pro prospect in college football right now, despite some talk that he was off to a slow start this season. And then there’s Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston. A redshirt freshman, Winston won’t be eligible for the draft until 2015. But his performance on the road against No. 3 Clemson, in which he completed 22 of 34 passes for 444 yards, with three touchdowns and one interception, leaves little doubt that he’s good enough to play in the NFL. No, I don’t mean he will be good enough to play in the NFL. I mean he’s good enough right now, and the only thing holding him back is the NFL’s three-year eligibility rule. Winston is better right now than either of his two immediate predecessors at Florida State, EJ Manuel and Christian Ponder, ever were. And Manuel and Ponder were both first-round draft picks. Winston has all the tools to be a great NFL quarterback.

I hate it when coaches won’t be aggressive. Tennessee’s Mike Munchak punted on fourth-and-inches in the third quarter while the Titans were trailing 24-0. What was Munchak afraid of? Your team is losing and needs to do something. If you’re just going to give up on fourth-and-inches, you might as well give up on the game. If there’s anything that’s not fun about a day watching football, it’s watching a bunch of punts from coaches who don’t have the guts to go for it.

19 responses to “NFL morning after: A Sunday of football, the best TV show ever

  1. Last week there was a lot of hypeventilation about
    the ‘clutch’ gene and 4th quarter or overtime come from behind wins by a QB. The Jets Geno Smith has 4 wins and three of them came with game winning field goals in the last minute or in OT. The 4th win was a come from behind TD to Santonio Holmes over the Bills with 6 minutes left in the game. To qoute your namesake ‘Numbers never lie’.

  2. Jimmy Johnson said something about Jerry Jones masked as something about Jim Irsay…
    MDS…Conspiracy Theorist, a man after my own heart!!!

  3. Just because a guy is on TV doesn’t make him smart, either. Let’s not forget that Jerry Jones won a Super Bowl two years after Jimmy Johnson left, and Jimmy Johnson is barely a .500 coach without Jerry Jones.

  4. “The first three touchdowns of the day were scored by the defense, and Matt Schaub wasn’t even playing.”

    Ouch! 🙂

  5. Your last comment is dead on! We see it all the time. Down by 14 in 4th quarter, punting. “Hey, losing by 14 is fine, but if we don’t get the first down we might lose by 17 or 21!” Many coaches play to not lose, or not lose by as much. They are all afraid of looking foolish and losing their job. But that’s not as bad as being afraid. No guts. No glory!

  6. One game does not a quarterback make. Let’s see how Florida State’s Winston does after another year. Ready to play in the NFL right now? Hardly.

  7. anonymous135 says:Oct 21, 2013 9:35 AM

    NFL Redzone is awesome… you get to see all that and a bag of Chip

    My only beef with the RedZone package is that they don’t show enough plays/drives from every team. I understand that it’s based on teams actually being in the redzone but don’t give me the just about the entire Bills/Dolphins game and only two or three plays from the Eagles/Cowboys game.

    And there is no need to continue to show a game when a team is kicking for three points or during a Coaches Challenge or Review.

  8. woogie242000 says: Oct 21, 2013 8:37 AM

    I’m not trying to disrespect Manning but Irsay look like he made a good choice last night. .

    Why is that? Because 18 threw for more yards, had a higher completion percentage? Or is it because Denver needs to fix that pass defense and stop making stupid penalties especially late in the game. 3 personal fouls to go along with a fumble on the 3 yard line, holliday’s fumble on a kick return and the fact that manning’s arm was hit due to a missed block causing a pick. What about Fox not challenging Decker’s TD where he got the ball over the goal line before going out. As a Broncos fan I will take 33 points every game to go along with 386 yards passing and 3 TD’s.

  9. It was a great football day. But for me, that was sadly because my Giants weren’t on TV. Knowing that there will be weeks when I have no choice but to watch the Giants or no football is not exactly pleasing. At least the Jets are suddenly relevant.

    But I would say that after what felt like a month of dull games every week, things are clicking. Guess it takes till now for the teams to come together, with the new rules regarding practice.

  10. I love the NFL, but there’s no way I’m going to sit in front of a TV for 16 hours a day for 17 weeks a year.

  11. False, there is a such thing as too much football but not on Sunday. Sunday is dedicated to football but when they start trying to have double headers on Thursday, there will be far too much football for anyone to handle on that day. Some people don’t understand basic supply and demand. People get bored with all other sports during their regular season because there is just too much of it. The NFL generally has one day a week for a few months. This is why it is as popular as it is. Keep the supply low and the demand high. It’s really that simple.

  12. apparently people like watered down sports. The only REAL sports make for TV is NASCAR. I can say without any fanfare that I have quit watching those self absorbed players who dont know how to play the game of football. If you watch DBs take a dive wanting not to tackle, like neon deion, who is in the HOF and refused to tackle anyone,,,NFL is a scam. morons…

  13. mackie66 says:
    Oct 21, 2013 2:06 PM
    apparently people like watered down sports. The only REAL sports make for TV is NASCAR. I can say without any fanfare that I have quit watching those self absorbed players who dont know how to play the game of football. If you watch DBs take a dive wanting not to tackle, like neon deion, who is in the HOF and refused to tackle anyone,,,NFL is a scam. morons…
    You’re right, watching a bunch of rednecks make 2,000 left hand turns is way more entertaining…

  14. @corkspop

    One game? You haven’t been paying attention.

    its SIX games, and his stats are ridiculous: 23 TDs (that’s just under 4 per game), 71% completion percentage, 92.5 QBR (210 rating).

    This is his first year starting, and that’s a better start than any of the last 3 Heisman winners, Manziel, Griffin III, and Newton.

    That’s the company he’s in. Forget about Manuel and Ponder.

    Clemson was the #3 team in the nation, and the week before that they beat a ranked opponent (Maryland) in what was the biggest margin of victory ever in the ACC, 63 points.

    You were saying?

  15. Get it out of our schools. Read books people.

    God I hate modern football there’s no way I’m going to sit in front of a TV for 16 hours a day for for anything.
    Football is so pervasive that people don’t even care that their addicted to this ridiculously aggressive sport.

    Get it out of our schools. Read books people.

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