Thursday morning one-liners

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The Bills’ relationship with QB E.J. Manuel should still be like, not love.

Details are scant, but new Dolphins General Manager Dennis Hickey is signed for more than two years.

The Patriots should be stable in terms of the kicking game this offseason.

The Jets had identified their new special teams coach a week ago, but kept it under wraps to protect the sanctity of college recruiting season (cough, cough)

Former NFL WR Bobby Engram is a candidate for a job on the Ravens staff.

Bengals rookie S Shawn Williams figures to be mostly a special teams player again next year.

It took the Browns less time to get a billboard with Mike Pettine’s face on it than to get Mike Pettine.

Steelers DE Brett Keisel will have his famous beard cut for charity tonight.

It appears the interest between the Colts and free agent CB Vontae Davis is mutual.

Jaguars fans are starving for football, as Jacksonville had higher TV ratings for the Super Bowl than Denver.

Since new Texans coach Bill O’Brien is calling his own plays, there was no need in his mind to hire an offensive coordinator.

A closer look at how the Titans draft position breaks down.

The Broncos help show how silly high school prospect rating systems can be.

The Chiefs looked to the CFL for some WR depth.

The Raiders have a need at QB, but perhaps not in the first round of the draft.

The Chargers are trying to create some home field advantage in San Diego, as long as they’re there.

A look at what the Cowboys to-be-determined draft pick could yield.

The Giants’ offseason plan is complicated by the recovery of DE Jason Pierre-Paul.

Eagles QB Matt Barkley was taken aback by a Richie Incognito Twitter joke.

The Redskins shouldn’t expect much change at the RB position this offseason.

Bears TE Martellus Bennett will be honored as the team’s player of the year tonight, for his combination of on- and off-field work.

An early look at the Lions’ 22 free agents.

The Packers have hired a team historian.

The Vikings ran best when running to the right last year.

The Falcons could be in the market for a big upgrade at S.

Panthers coach Ron Rivera knows “the status quo doesn’t work” for the coming year.

Saints defensive coordinator Rob Ryan will be riding on a Mardi Gras float, because Rob Ryan, that’s why.

A look back at some Buccaneers when they were still high school prospects.

The rehabbing injured players are the only noise around Cardinals facilities these days.

The Rams have some decisions to make at CB this offseason.

The 49ers know they need help at WR this offseason.

The Seahawks’ victory parade made a mess of Seattle traffic.