Thursday morning one-liners

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Adding some RB depth is a possibility for the Bills in the draft

Dolphins G Richie Incognito’s car got some unauthorized body work — with a baseball bat.

Double-dipping at WR is again a possibility for the Patriots.

The search for the right backup QB to Geno Smith will be a key for the Jets this offseason.

The Ravens are nearly finished putting together a new offensive game plan.

The Bengals should be in very good position, salary cap-wise.

One analyst thinks the Browns could be pulling a surprise at QB.

The Steelers are evidence of the recent trend to wait for RBs in the draft.

The Texans’ official website is having fun watching everyone guess what they’re planning to do.

One of the Colts’ big free agent signings from last year hasn’t worked out as planned.

A former Jaguar (not Tim Tebow) is bringing a gospel music festival to Jacksonville.

Titans defensive coordinator Ray Horton loves just-released LB D’Qwell Jackson.

The Broncos have a plan in place if G Zane Beadles leaves in free agency.

Chiefs coach Andy Reid is fine with not spearheading the draft process.

The thought of Michael Vick with the Raiders is an intriguing one, for one local columnist.

A good Samaritan who offered his Chargers flip-flops to a homeless man realized not everyone shared his enthusiasm.

A look back at Jerry Jones’ 25 years at the helm of the Cowboys.

Giants P Steve Weatherford was willing to take a chilly plunge for charity.

While the Eagles are busy locking up WRs, one of the incoming class is an interesting fit.

Redskins QB Robert Griffin III has been climbing the walls, literally.

The nephew of former Bears S Shaun Gayle is ready for his shot.

The Lions have a plan in mind for RB Mikel Leshoure.

The Packers would like to keep LB Jamari Lattimore, if the price is right.

The Texans could be a possibility for Vikings QB Matt Cassel.

The pending release of Falcons S Thomas DeCoud could hinge on who they find to replace him.

Panthers G Travelle Wharton is unsure about his future.

The Saints have approached LB Ramon Humber about coming back.

The Buccaneers aren’t saying much about Darrelle Revis trade speculation.

The Cardinals search for an answer at LT is ongoing.

The Rams have their eye on some of the top S prospects in the draft.

Speculation about the future of 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh has already made its way to Dallas (inevitably).

Trying to mock draft for the Seahawks is a lot tougher at No. 32.