Thursday morning one-liners


The Bills were featured on last week’s episode of “Family Guy.”

The Dolphins will send the Ravens their seventh-round pick to complete the trade for LT Bryant McKinnie.

The Patriots continue to add to their depth and competition, by signing another long snapper.

Jets G Willie Colon said he’s happy to be “home.”

The Ravens are changing some assignments on their coaching staff.

The backup QB position hasn’t been a stable one for the Bengals lately.

The Browns continue to look for line depth in free agency.

Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger’s family grew yesterday, as he welcomed a daughter to the world.

The Texans were impressed at Blake Bortles’s pro day.

The Colts have shown an advantage at home with their roof open.

The Jaguars are beginning to shift into draft mode.

Just-released Titans K Rob Bironas was second behind Al Del Greco in team scoring history.

Believe it or not, the Broncos still have some needs in free agency.

The Chiefs added DT Cory Grissom to a one-year deal.

Raiders G.M. Reggie McKenzie is pleased with his additions in free agency.

The Chargers are going to keep looking for WR options.

New Cowboys DT Henry Melton didn’t actually pull for his hometown team growing up.

Some think the Giants got “tremendous value” in signing former Seahawks CB Walter Thurmond.

Eagles coach Chip Kelly was on hand to see Florida State‘s pro day.

The Redskins are getting good grades in free agency, though that seems to always be the case.

Former Bears G.M. thinks former Bears DE Julius Peppers has something left in the tank.

The Lions are planning on actually putting two backs on the field at the same time next year.

The Packers should be stable in the backfield with RB James Starks back.

They’re going to recycle 80 percent of the old Metrodome (kind of like the Vikings have recycled QBs the last few decades).

The Falcons had room on their revamped defensive line for DT Peria Jerry.

The Panthers are meeting with OT prospect Morgan Moses.

Saints QB Drew Brees is stepping away from union leadership.

The Buccaneers aren’t finished in free agency.

The Cardinals lead their division, at least in offseason activity.

The Rams are slow-playing the free agent market.

The 49ers were checking out QB prospects yesterday on either coast.

Free agent DE Jared Allen is going back to Seattle (and we could see him hanging out with the fish-throwers).