Saturday morning one-liners

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Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski likes grocery shopping.  (And he always stashes a copy of his favorite magazine at the front of the rack.)

The Bills have now added a pair of Buffalo natives to the roster this offseason:  WR Mike Williams and CB Corey Graham.

Renovations at the Dolphins’ stadium may bring a Super Bowl back to town, but it may not lure the NCAA football Final Four to Miami.

The Jets apparently are showing a lot of interest in Oregon State WR Brandin Cooks.

The Ravens have “big plans” for TE Owen Daniels (who hopefully has no plans to ditch his Pete Campbell hairdo).

Bengals CB Dre Kirkpatrick hosted a celebrity golf tournament Thursday for his charity, 21 Kids.

The Browns held a private workout on Friday with Eastern Illinois QB Jimmy Garoppolo.

Safety Brock Vereen, the brother of New England RB Shane Vereen, visited the Steelers on Friday.

Despite being traded to Oakland, former Texans QB Matt Schaub keeps giving back to Houston.

It’s a fascinating prospect, but the Colts aren’t interested in RB Chris Johnson.

Jaguars offensive coordinator Jedd Fisch talked about his return to the University of Miami for Pro Day.

The Titans will carry a $4 million cap charge for Chris Johnson in 2014, and then he’ll be off the books.

Broncos coach John Fox and QB Peyton Manning are both under contract through 2016.

The Raiders have signed P Daniel Zychlinski, who was the backup at Stanford.

The Chargers plan to bring in Ohio State CB Bradley Roby for a visit.

Chiefs OT Eric Fisher, the first pick in 2013, would be the fourth tackle taken this year, believes Mel Kiper.

Is it silly to link the Cowboys to RB Chris Johnson?

Here’s a look at how the Giants signed a bunch of new players while staying under the salary cap.

Eagles RB LeSean McCoy says WR DeSean Jackson “will definitely be missed.”

Redskins owner Daniel Snyder speaks about the arrival of WR DeSean Jackson, but says nothing.

The Bears have now met twice with Washington State S Deone Bucannon.

New-old Lions QB Dan Orlvosky will count only $635,00 against the salary cap.  (It’s unknown whether he has incentive clauses based on not running out of the back of the end zone.)

The Vikings will have a hard time hosting Monday night games at TCF Bank Stadium.

Here’s a look at the Packers’ 2014 opponents.

Falcons DT Corey Peters is pulling hard for Kentucky in the NCAA basketball tournament.

Panthers DL Linden Gaydosh is so excited about getting started on offseason workouts that he’s heading to Charlotte two weeks early.

Now that the Buccaneers have dumped WR Mike Williams, they need to figure out how to replace him.

Saints players are excited about the arrival of CB Champ Bailey.

The Rams aren’t expected to make a run at RB Chris Johnson.

The Seahawks’ Super Bowl win triggered a celebration that resulted in a fight that concluded with Washington Huskies WR Damore’ea Stringfellow facing two counts of fourth-degree assault and one count of third-degree malicious mischief.

Retired QB Kurt Warner feels a greater allegiance to the Cardinals than the Rams, which makes sense since he won a pair of league MVP awards and a Super Bowl in Ari . . . oh.

49ers CB Eric Wright bought a new car for his father.