Thursday morning one-liners

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The Bills preseason schedule sets up so they’ll be able to have a joint practice with the Steelers.

New Dolphins LT Branden Albert said he “feels like home,” in Miami (where $47 million can quite a nice place).

If you look quickly, you might see Patriots CB Darrelle Revis on Redskins WR DeSean Jackson in the preseason opener.

Jets fans have to appreciate the irony of a Michael Vick-Mark Sanchez preseason duel.

Ravens TE Ed Dickson is expected to sign with the Panthers today.

Hanging onto WR Dane Sanzenbacher was more important after the loss of Andrew Hawkins.

Browns QB Brian Hoyer is not a patient man.

The Steelers are so traditional their preseason schedule has traditions.

Not everyone is jealous of the Texans’ draft situation.

Colts WR Reggie Wayne said he’s a big fan of new teammate Hakeem Nicks.

The pursuit of C Alex Mack is as much about legitimacy for the Jaguars as signing a guy to snap the ball.

The Titans aren’t sweating their lack of a kicker.

Since they’re hanging out at Duke, Broncos QB Peyton Manning and his kid brother played a little basketball.

The Chiefs still lack WR talent, but TE Travis Kelce could become more of a factor this year.

The Raiders were on hand for QB Zach Mettenberger’s pro day.

For a second-year G.M., there’s pressure on Chargers boss Tom Telesco to nail this draft.

Their preseason schedule and One Direction could complicate the Cowboys’ camp plans.

Giants WR Jerrel Jernigan is poised for a breakout year.

Eagles coach Chip Kelly honored a fallen Navy football player.

Former Ravens safety Christian Thompson is working out for the Redskins.

His cleats might be in Atlanta, but Devin Hester’s heart is with the Bears.

Lions DT Ndamukong Suh and his sister settled a real estate lawsuit.

The Packers will see several old teammates in the preseason.

The Vikings’ inability to find a QB in the draft predates the current administration.

Falcons owner Arthur Blank thinks the team is on track to get tougher.

Adding TE Ed Dickson would give the Panthers yet another project in the passing game.

Saints CB Champ Bailey will count just $1.25 million against the salary cap this year.

There’s a new vibe to Buccaneers workouts, and the players like it.

The Cardinals are fired up about their new offensive line.

The Rams adding a talent like WR Sammy Watkins could be huge for QB Sam Bradford.

The 49ers spent time sniffing around LSU WR Odell Beckham yesterday (no word on whether he smelled like a corn dog).

The Seahawks were all over the place at the Mariners home opener.