Thursday morning one-liners


The Bills provided their own scouting department’s notes on their undrafted rookies.

The Dolphins went out and did some good deeds (and nobody managed to say anything stupid on Twitter about it).

Patriots S Patrick Chung is hoping to latch on for a second time.

The Jets lost a scout when Aaron Glenn joined the Browns coaching staff.

Ravens undrafted rookie T James Hurst says he’s ready after breaking his leg in a bowl game.

Bengals QB A.J. McCarron recounted his near-death experience as a child.

Newly rich Browns CB Joe Haden is all for a little Johnny Football hysteria.

As much as anything, the Steelers draft added some needed speed.

A look back at some of Texans WR Andre Johnson’s other frustrating moments with the team.

The Colts hope their starting center is already on the roster.

Jaguars QB Chad Henne says he’s ready to work with Blake Bortles.

A look at which of the Titans draft picks need to contribute now.

Broncos LG Orlando Franklin isn’t worried about his position switch.

The Chiefs are high on their new Canadian import.

The Raiders still have some work to do on their roster.

Several Chargers players are among those evacuating their homes because of wildfires in San Diego.

Congratulations Cowboys fans: All your draft picks are potty trained.

The Giants hope C Weston Richburg gives them a new dimension on the offensive line.

The Eagles still need depth at several positions.

The Redskins’ draft picks include a player with a tweeting beard.

A look at the numbers for the five Bears picks already signed.

The Lions are looking to make quick work of rookie negotiations.

The Packers are scrambling to sign rookies before minicamp tomorrow.

Vikings WR Kain Colter is ready to put his labor fight to the side for the moment.

How the Falcons’ new players fit into the depth chart.

A position-by-position breakdown of the Panthers after the draft.

The Saints added a few more big bodies to the roster.

Buccaneers QB Josh McCown is gracious about the skills of his backup.

The Cardinals hope rookie Kareem Martin learns from Calais Campbell.

Rams rookie S Christian Bryant is ready to bounce back after missing most of last season with an injury.

The 49ers will host the Pac-12 title game in their new stadium.

Everybody was looking for a player like Seahawks CB Richard Sherman in the draft.