Thursday morning one-liners


Another possible buyer for the Bills has emerged, and has sought out Jim Kelly.

A court appearance for the son of Dolphins coach Joe Philbin was postponed.

Broncos CB Aqib Talib appreciates his time with the Patriots.

Rookie S Calvin Pryor could make a big impact for the Jets this year.

An extension for Ravens K Justin Tucker makes sense for both sides.

Bengals legend Bob Trumpy wants to be a Hall of Fame grandfather most of all.

Somebody found former Browns QB Spergon Wynn.

The Steelers are in solid shape with Gs David DeCastro and Ramon Foster.

The Texans have the most expensive preseason tickets on the secondary market, for some reason.

Colts S LaRon Landry has to step up early this season in the absence of Robert Mathis.

The Jaguars are looking for somebody to return punts this season.

The Titans will have eight training camp practices open to fans.

The Broncos are sponsoring a road race which finishes on the 50-yard line of Sports Authority Field.

Chiefs QB Aaron Murray made a cameo on “The Bachelorette,” which I didn’t know was still a thing.

Raiders rookie OLB Khalil Mack was given a key to the city in his hometown.

Chargers OLB Jarret Johnson is trying to put his injuries behind him.

Some think the Cowboys have offensive weapons to match the Saints.

The Giants have high hopes for rookie WR Odell Beckham.

Is Eagles RB LeSean McCoy more important to the team’s success than QB Nick Foles?

Two Redskins players will appear on “American Muscle.”

The Bears have had a busy offseason, but no deal was bigger than QB Jay Cutler’s extension.

Lions FB Jed Collins could help spark the running game.

The Packers are still looking for a TE to step up.

They’re testing the giant crane today at the site of the new Vikings stadium.

Adding QB T.J. Yates gives the Falcons a little stability on the bench.

A look at some of the most random stuff Panthers fans own.

The Saints have 20 percent of the NFL Network’s top 10.

Buccaneers coach Lovie Smith has set a new tone.

The Cardinals cut down the interview tree (which was better than the interview cactus).

The Rams will be leaning on their defense this year.

The 49ers are really milking this whole new stadium thing, unveiling their concession menu.

The Seahawks announced their season tickets were sold out.