Saturday morning one-liners

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The Bills have announced information regarding complimentary tickets for night practices at training camp.

Patriots DB Kyle Arrington will host the Triple A Football Camp on Saturday in Brandywine, Maryland.

Underprivileged kids in Rochester, New York will have backpacks full of supplies when school starts, thanks in part to Dolphins LT (and Rochester native) Branden Albert.

Dawan Landry and rookie Calvin Pryor are projected to start at safety for the Jets.

Browns S Donte Whitner says the team’s offense will rely heavily on the running game.

His quarterbacking skills remain the subject of debate, but Bengals QB Andy Dalton is undeniably stellar at pop-a-shot.

Former Steelers first-round tailback Rashard Mendenhall will start his retirement with a $1.4 million house in Santa Monica.

With Arthur Jones gone from the Ravens, DL DeAngelo Tyson knows he needs to step up.

Colts owner Jim Irsay has donated $100,000 to a program for at-risk youth.

Titans teammates give CB Blidi Wreh-Wilson a hard time because he listens to audio books.

The Texans have announced the themes for their 2014 home games.  (What’s wrong with, “Hey, let’s try to actually win this week”?)

How many undrafted rookies will make it to the Jaguars’ 53-man roster?

Deceased Chiefs RB Joe Delaney will get a long-overdue look at his life in an ESPN 30 for 30 documentary.

Broncos QB Peyton Manning is proud of the manner in which the Manning Passing Academy has grown.

Get to know Chargers LB Melvin Ingram.

The situation regarding the stadium shared by the Raiders and A’s continues to be a bit of a mess.

Cowboys TE Jason Witten sold more merchandise last year than any other player on the team.

Giants RB Rashad Jennings is giving back this weekend to his hometown of Lynchburg, Virginia.

Washington DL Chris Baker has started a foundation to help kids in Windsor, Connecticut.

If Eagles RT Lane Johnson ends up missing the first four games of the season, the offensive line should be fine.

So who will start at tight end for the Packers this year?

The man accused of killing the 2-year-old son of Vikings RB Adrian Peterson claims the boy choked on fruit snacks.

The Lions love the enthusiasm and professionalism of DL Darryl Tapp.

Bears rookie S Brock Vereen is working on his on-field communication skills.

Buccaneers K Connor Barth will co-host a kicking camp on Sunday at Hoggard High School in North Carolina.

Panthers QB Cam Newton’s youngest brother is competing in Newton’s 7-on-7 tournament.

Saints NT John Jenkins celebrated his 25th birthday by hosting a youth football camp in Connecticut.

Actor Michael Kelly from House of Cards is a big Falcons fan.

Cardinals OT Jared Veldheer is a big believer in spending lots of time in the weight room.

49ers WR Bruce Ellington hosted a youth football camp in South Carolina on Friday with his cousin, Arizona RB Andre Ellington.

Former Rams LB Will Witherspoon thinks WR Kenny Britt will finally become a star in St. Louis.

Seahawks CB Richard Sherman claims he’s “done talking” about San Francisco WR Michael Crabtree.  (Many would prefer that Sherman generally be “done talking.”)