Thursday morning one-liners

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The Bills added the depth at LB they needed.

A young cancer victim who was adopted by the Dolphins passed away Saturday.

There are some OL jobs up for grabs with the Patriots.

QB Geno Smith leads the list of players who need to take a big step up for the Jets.

Ravens NT Haloti Ngata is getting ready for camp with a 150-pound dumbbell.

The Bengals will be looking for OL depth after some offseason departures.

The Browns have gained in net worth (a money phone will do that for you).

The Steelers have given themselves some cover at LB with the versatile Arthur Moats.

Texans RB Arian Foster said they “found ways to lose” last year (14 times in a row).

The Colts are well-built for the future.

Jaguars QB Chad Henne has no illusions about his hold on the starting job.

The Titans are making progress in contract talks with OT Taylor Lewan.

The Broncos are healthier and more talented on defense entering camp.

The Chiefs still expect OLB Justin Houston to show for the start of camp.

The Raiders can’t boast about the best player in the league at many positions, but they have a case at FB.

The Chargers have better pass-rush options than they did a year ago.

Is Cowboys QB Tony Romo clutch? (And they accuse us of trolling for clicks?)

Former Giants OL Luke Petitgout thinks he’s being shaken down for money.

Eagles coach Chip Kelly is best at adjusting on the fly.

Redskins RB Evan Royster could be on the roster bubble.

Bears rookie S Brock Vereen could win a starting job in camp.

Lions DT Ndamukong Suh had to listen to some trash talk about his strength.

Former Packers RB Ahman Green will be inducted into the team’s hall of fame.

Taking a look at the Vikings QB situation (maybe not before breakfast).

The Falcons should be better on special teams this year.

Former Panthers G.M. Marty Hurney thinks the team is walking a fine line with DE Greg Hardy.

The Saints will have a 40-year-old cheerleader this season.

The Buccaneers have plenty of jobs available in training camp.

A look at some of the dark horses in Cardinals training camp.

The Rams are looking for more out of WR Brian Quick.

The 49ers are planning to avoid the customary Candlestick traffic gridlock.

A look at how much work Seahawks RB Christine Michael can fairly expect to get.