Cris Dishman had a different name when playing for Saban

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A current Houston player wasn’t too impressed by Alabama coach Nick Saban. But Saban made a real impression on a former Houston player, when the Titans were the Oilers and the Oilers were in Texas and Saban coached the defensive backs.

Cris Dishman, a Pro Bowl cornerback who played under Saban in the late 1980s, recalls in the excellent biography Saban: The Making of a Coach that the position coach provided constant agitation. (Monte Burke’s excellent look at one of the best college football coaches of all time debuts August 4; PFT has finagled an advance copy.)

“I thought my name was ‘F–king A–hole’ for a long time,” Dishman told Burke. “First name ‘F–king,’ last name ‘A–hole.'”

Dishman told Burke that the player occasionally checked the back of his jersey to make sure his real name was on there.

And Dishman wasn’t the only one who head it from Saban. Safety Keith Bostic once reacted to Saban during a meeting by pouncing on him. Bostic and Saban wrestled on the floor until other players broke it up.

The situation becomes downright bizarre when considering that the ultra-intense Saban worked on the Oilers staff for Jerry Glanville, a notoriously loose and undisciplined coach.

“I do think Nick was a little shocked at the way we did things here,” Glanville told Burke. “I do think I remember him smiling twice.”

That’s two more times than the rest of us remember him smiling.

17 responses to “Cris Dishman had a different name when playing for Saban

  1. People are always hanging on to the 2 yrs or so he had as a head coach in the NFL. Lol christ, let it go. He’s got a handful of rings, and has more power, pull and money than any NFL head coach. His few yrs with the Dolphins is not an “AH-HA! Got you brah!” Statement. Saban has won this a long time ago, so think of something of butthurt dolphin nerds

  2. Especially when you consider the dumpster fire he inherited and the Drs red flagging Brees. Still his style of intense coaching and control doesn’t work in the NFL. Players make to much money and know they have leverage.

  3. shogunassasin30 | Jul 19, 2015, 8:00 AM MST
    People are always hanging on to the 2 yrs or so he had as a head coach in the NFL. Lol christ, let it go. He’s got a handful of rings, and has more power, pull and money than any NFL head coach. His few yrs with the Dolphins is not an “AH-HA! Got you brah!” Statement. Saban has won this a long time ago, so think of something of butthurt dolphin nerds
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    Said the fool who is either A) a bandwagon fan of whatever is the flavor of month or B) is used to a talentless team where classless moves like this is the norm and last place is a way of life or C) a kraphole Tide Turd AND a combination of A and B.

  4. He’s awesome coaching in Junior A. He’s proven he can’t handle the big leagues. Like a lot of tough guys who can boss kids around.

  5. I will forever remember Dishman for that play on MNF in OT where Antonio Freeman caught the game winning TD after Chris deflected the ball and assumed the play was over. I believe the Vikings cut him the next day.

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