We’ve seen what Rob Gronkowski is capable of on dry land.
And apparently, his voyage to sea hasn’t disappointed either.
The Patriots tight end is scheduled to return today from his weekend cruise to “Gronk’s Island” — a private island in the Bahamas.
And judging by some of the social media posts from onboard, it is everything you might have imagined. Via Robert Kelmko of TheMMQB.com, Gronkowski took a microphone at one points and offered a pair of party-goers “10 grand cash right now if you bang in front of everybody.”
Context is everything, but we’re guessing he didn’t mean Dan Campbell-style Oklahoma drills.
Otherwise, the cruise seems to be a lot of what you’d imagine: Shirtless Gronks (including his father) dancing and partying and having a high time on the high seas.
There’s no word as to whether Fred Smoot or any of the other Vikings made this cruise, or whether it’s anything but a good time. We may have to wait for the book, or the movie — which may be NC-17.