Marco Rubio wants to work for the Dolphins


“Little Marco” and “Big Donald” have something in common, after all. They both like football.

Donald Trump owned the USFL’s New Jersey Generals and tried to buy the Buffalo Bills. Marco Rubio, who is now exiting politics, reportedly wants to work for the Miami Dolphins.

Emily Smith of the New York Post reports (in an item dated March 31 not April Fool’s Day) that Rubio “could potentially land an executive role with the team.” Smith then debunks her own report, quoting a “Dolphins insider” as saying, “Nope. Nothing to it.”

Apparently, the Dolphins already have an executive V.P. of Hand Size.