Wednesday morning one-liners

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Former Jet LaDainian Tomlinson thinks the Jets should start Geno Smith over Ryan Fitzpatrick.

The Bills have seen improvements on offense and defense in going from 0-2 to 2-2.

Dolphins rookie Jakeem Grant would like to race Usain Bolt in a 40-yard dash.

One sports writer says the Patriots fans are the worst fans in the NFL.

Steelers coach Mike Tomlin likes to spread the ball around on offense.

The Ravens fan who was attacked at Sunday’s game is recovering.

Bill Belichick is returning to Cleveland this weekend, where he was once coach of the Browns.

Bengals TE Tyler Eifert may debut against the Cowboys this week.

Texans G.M. Rick Smith says Brock Osweiler, the quarterback Smith is paying $18 million a year, is playing well this season.

It’s possible that the Titans could play at home on Sunday, instead of in Miami, as Hurricane Matthew may force the Dolphins to vacate.

Heads are rolling in Indianapolis after the Colts’ rough start.

Here’s a look at some of the key plays for the Jaguars in Sunday’s win over the Colts.

The Chiefs’ team leaders are taking Sunday’s loss to the Steelers on their own shoulders.

Is Paxton Lynch ready to start over Trevor Siemian in Denver?

The Raiders took a step to bolster their depth at linebacker.

The Chargers feel like they could be 4-0 but are instead 1-3 thanks to fourth-quarter meltdowns.

Cowboys rookie LB Jaylon Smith is still holding out hope that he can recover from his Fiesta Bowl knee injury in time to play this year.

Ex-Giants coach Tom Coughlin says he’d like to help WR Odell Beckham Jr.

The Eagles are expecting LT Lane Johnson to play on Sunday as he continues to await word of his appeal of a 10-game PED suspension.

In Washington, the defense knows it has to tackle better.

Former Lions head coach Jim Schwartz may get carried off the field if his Eagles beat the Lions in Detroit on Sunday.

The Packers’ run defense is looking good.

Despite K Blair Walsh’s struggles, the Vikings aren’t planning to bring in competition.

Chicago is fickle in its opinions of Bears QB Jay Cutler.

Here’s the Falcons’ depth chart for Sunday against the Broncos.

Panthers QB Cam Newton is being sued for damage to a rental home.

Saints CB B.W. Webb just signed with the team after Week One but has already made a big contribution.

The Buccaneers are giving some players extra rest this week.

Cardinals DB Tyrann Mathieu says he’s eager to force some turnovers.

The Rams are in first place, and their special teams are a big part of it.

The 49ers play in Santa Clara, whose mayor accuses the team of shady political dealings.

Seahawks CB Richard Sherman’s interception on Sunday was predicted by the team’s radio announcer.