Thursday morning one-liners

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The Bills have plenty of questions at WR, for this year and beyond.

The man getting married in a Dolphins helmet shows true commitment (to something).

Patriots coach Bill Belichick posing for a magazine cover with his girlfriend, of course.

Jets WR Charone Peake is ready to state his case for more time.

Former Ravens LB Zach Orr says he’s “100 percent confident” he’ll find work in the NFL.

Looking at 50 years of Bengals history.

The Browns have less drama than normal, and that’s a good thing.

An in-depth look at the Steelers’ roster.

Texans DE Jadeveon Clowney is grateful to have some familiar faces around.

Here’s a story about the Colts mascot that’s probably not going to be deleted in 12 minutes.

Is there a prophecy for Jaguars QB Blake Bortles in a cup? (OK, this is silly even for June standards.)

Titans CB LeShaun Sims is looking for a bigger role.

Broncos S Will Parks had an impressive rookie year.

An argument for the Chiefs making an internal hire for G.M.

The Chargers feel like a “start-up” organization with their move to L.A.

Raiders QB Derek Carr may face a recruiting battle fiercer than when he chose a college — from churches who want that tithe.

A look at how the Cowboys make up for the loss of suspended DE David Irving.

Giants coordinator Steve Spagnuolo think they’ve just scratched the surface of what they can do.

A look at how the Eagles’ roster stacks up compared to the rest of the league.

Washington (for now) RB Matt Jones has someone on his side who has been through a similar struggle.

Taking a look at the new Bears WR corps.

Lions LB Paul Worrilow is leading by example as a bone marrow donor.

The Packers’ new Titletown project is taking shape.

The Vikings are throwing numbers at the defensive line, hoping to create pressure in waves.

The Falcons get high marks for their offensive line.

Former Panthers WR Steve Smith continues to talk around a potential return to his first team for a day.

Saints DE Cam Jordan could still be underrated.

Buccaneers QB Jameis Winston could set some records this year.

Cardinals S Harlan Miller is making the transition from CB.

The Rams’ roster is better than one team, according to one ranking.

The 49ers have the potential for an interesting RB tandem.

Seahawks DE Cliff Avril might be the most underpaid player on his team.