Crotch grab results in cash grab from Cordarrelle Patterson

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Everything really does have a price.

For grabbing the crotch of an opponent, the price is $13,369. Patriots receiver Cordarrelle Patterson has learned that lesson the difficult way in the aftermath of a full handful and squeeze of Jets defensive lineman Henry Anderson‘s most sensitive of areas.

“I’m a grown man,” Patterson said after the game. “I don’t need no one’s ass and d–k and balls in my face.”

That probably won’t be the best argument to make if Patterson appeals.

42 responses to “Crotch grab results in cash grab from Cordarrelle Patterson

  1. Gee, Cordarrelle, we would have never known you didn’t like that stuff in your face!!! Thanks for telling us!!!!
    What a moron!!

  2. Pretty ridiculous fine. It’s pretty clear he was trying to push the dude’s crotch out of his face, and it just looks hilarious if anything, not a random squeeze and not warranting a fine. The jets player also didn’t move until patterson shoved him over. Lots of silly stuff goes on in NFL games and in piles of grown men. This one just gets fined because it was in the camera and the TV crew was too unaware to cut away from it.

  3. “I’m a grown man,” Patterson said after the game. “I don’t need no one’s ass and d–k and balls in my face.”

    I’m sorry…but for some reason this makes me laugh my azz off…..

  4. “I’m a grown man,” Patterson said after the game. “I don’t need no one’s ass and d–k and balls in my face.”

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    Not very PC. Get ready for calls for a boycott by the gay advocacy groups.

  5. kevines255 says:
    December 1, 2018 at 6:14 pm
    Coach B utilizing Cordarrelle in ways the Vikings never did…
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    Actually, Musgrave used CP as a RB and WR in his rookie season…had 45 receptions, some of those lining up in the backfield and he also has 3 rushing TD’S, lined up as a running back, not a receiver…only had 12 carries that year, but not much need for him to be a featured running back with Adrian Peterson rushing for over 1,200 yards and 10 tds…Belicheck is a great coach…but he’s basically doing exactly what Musgrave did…

  6. People ask questions. Players give real, honest responses and people on here get mad about it. I think it’s great when people speak their minds with no filter. Better than some half hearted apology and a cliche’. Thanks for keeping it real CP.

  7. I don’t blame him but he got caught so a fine is fine. I am forced to wonder about the obsession certain players have with their groinal regions. If you’re going for class, near miss.

  8. That quote is priceless. Haha. Probably deserved a fine but CP keeping it real with no filters. This should garner a couple memes I’m guessing

  9. absodefinitely says:
    December 1, 2018 at 6:57 pm
    Belicheck is a great coach…but he’s basically doing exactly what Musgrave did…
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    Oh yeah? 7 SB-ringed Musgrave? Look dude, lots of coaches in history have used players out of position, kevines255 was just making a joke.

  10. streetyson says:
    December 1, 2018 at 7:27 pm
    absodefinitely says:
    December 1, 2018 at 6:57 pm
    Belicheck is a great coach…but he’s basically doing exactly what Musgrave did…
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    Oh yeah? 7 SB-ringed Musgrave? Look dude, lots of coaches in history have used players out of position, kevines255 was just making a joke.

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    I think he was referring to wearing socks.

  11. Once again the owners set it up that they can grab current player’s salary in order to pay for the concussion/ex-players health care plan. What a crock!!!

  12. Pats are in the same boat as the Packers. Once their respective “leaders” are gone, both teams will fall back to their proper place of 20 years of haplessness.

  13. Glade this is out in the open now because like 50 years from now the accused could have his life turned upside down !

  14. daddeeo says:
    December 1, 2018 at 8:41 pm
    Once again the owners set it up that they can grab current player’s salary in order to pay for the concussion/ex-players health care plan
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    The NFLPA and league collectively bargained to donate fine money through the NFL Foundation to the NFL Player Care Foundation and the Gene Upshaw Players Association’s Players Assistance Trust.

  15. love it

    goodell caught cheating with the chiefs and then tries to deflect with a fine on a saturday night from last week’s game

    priceless

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    explain the whole deflator nonsense then

  16. I dunno. If CP appeals, explaining that the guy was intentionally teabagging him and wouldn’t get off might make a pretty decent claim of defense against assault. If it’s true, CP grabbing him rather than punching him in the privates might be seen as restrained.

  17. Well, what’s different about this? Ever really watch a scrum when there is a fumble, or a gang tackle? Whose behind is in someones face, and whose groin cushions whose chin? All that gas-passing and faces being rubbed in the most foul-smelling regions…and not a word is said. How many crotches are grabbed and yanked and punched? Just watch closely.

  18. wib22 says:
    December 1, 2018 at 9:27 pm
    love it

    goodell caught cheating with the chiefs and then tries to deflect with a fine on a saturday night from last week’s game

    priceless

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    explain the whole deflator nonsense then

    Sure, it was nonsense. You’re welcome.

  19. Why do certain folks love the phrase “grown man” so much. It’s like they say it so often they are trying to convince, themselves? Seems every time I hear this phrase, it’s coming from someone doing not grown man things.

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