Bills offering wedding at halftime of Patriots game

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The Bills are trying to update their offense this season, and it will involve at least one hitch route.

Via the Buffalo News, the Bills are seeking a pair of fans to get married at halftime of their Sept. 29 game against the Patriots.

The team’s calling it the “Halftime Wedding Experience of a Lifetime,” and the winning couple (assuming there are multiple brides who would go along with this) will have a ceremony on the field with 20 invited guests, along with the day’s crowd.

They’ll also get a reception and custom Bills jersey’s (though hopefully not with Senorise Perry‘s number on the back).

The team’s posted a questionnaire for applicants trying to gauge their level of Bills fandom, though it’s unclear if the package includes a reception table for the lucky couple to jump through together.

54 responses to “Bills offering wedding at halftime of Patriots game

  1. Why would anyone ruin their wedding day by watching a destruction of their Bill’s team. Shouldn’t they pick a game they have a chance of winning?

  2. Part of the reason why the Bill’s have been bottom feeders all these years. Lack of perspective.

  3. What a horrible, horrible halftime show. Who wants to pay to see a wedding? To be fair, ours have been really lame over the last few years. Not wedding lame though.

    Although, if there was an open bar…. hmm

  4. skol2015 says:
    June 18, 2019 at 8:53 am
    What a horrible, horrible halftime show. Who wants to pay to see a wedding? To be fair, ours have been really lame over the last few years. Not wedding lame though.

    Although, if there was an open bar…. hmm

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    Great idea. Just what Bills fans need.

  5. bills are a hot mess right now. and yes, the cheaters will blow them out of the water as always.

  6. I wonder if this results in the calling off of a couple of weddings if this is proposed as an idea to the bride to be. Although marrying into Bills fandom in the first place shows she’s ready for anything.

  7. Embarrassing schtick. And they better get ahead of it now because this will lead to questions of who exactly can get married that day. Maybe not the best time to open this can of worms.

  8. oscarxray says:
    June 18, 2019 at 7:34 am
    Perfect game. There’ll be fans showering the field with gifts.

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    Not sure that it would be appropriate for the occasion, but in Buffalo they have a habit of throwing sex toys on the field.

  9. redclaw1314 says:
    June 18, 2019 at 10:36 am

    Not sure that it would be appropriate for the occasion, but in Buffalo they have a habit of throwing sex toys on the field.
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    You obviously missed the joke the first two times it was told!

  10. Social Disease says:
    June 18, 2019 at 10:28 am
    They got to do something to get fans to show up to watch that horrible team

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    The Bills have some problems, getting fans to show up isn’t one of them.

  11. Brie says:
    June 18, 2019 at 10:55 am
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    Offer Mayfield as the groom and just advertise for brides

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    Dont ask me why I said Mayfield and now its too late to save the joke so…..

  12. This is just so symbolic of marriage. Getting the ball and gag from day one by being forced to watch your team get thumped on your honeymoon. Only a true sadist could come up with this.

  13. You’re going to get a bunch of fake marriages just so they can get on the field and into the game with 20 of their buddies for free.

    PS, well done with the comment about jumping onto the tables, Mr Gantt.

  14. “assuming there are multiple brides who would go along with this”

    shows how much you know about Bills Mafia

    Sunday, in the fall, in OP – is pure anarchy, perfect for a Bills fan wedding.

    there will be a line a people wanting this…

  15. joetoronto says:

    June 18, 2019 at 11:21 am

    When it rains sex toys, you’ll know why they’re known as the Billdo’s.
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    Yeah, and you should feel real proud of Toronto, go to a parade for the NBA team and lose your life. Would never happen in Buffalo, but I guess when you live in Toronto and last championship was like 1990, the baseball team that nobody cares about, that is what you get. The only thing you rubber heads know there is hockey and they don’t win anything, last time like what 1967 or 1968 when they had 4 teams? Someone had to win. Toronto is a joke, always has been, always will be. Worst sports town in all of North America, hands down. Talking proud in Toronto, what an embarrassment for everyone to see what happened at that parade.

  16. at least it will be at a Bills game where it will be man and woman as opposed to a patriots game where it would be……man and man?

  17. “Tom Brady, with the power invested in me, I now pronounce you Son & Father. You may kiss your dad .”

  18. The pro among all the cons of going to the game? Will that be open for betting? Hope it doesn’t rain.

  19. billswillnevermove says:
    June 18, 2019 at 12:09 pm
    joetoronto says:

    June 18, 2019 at 11:21 am

    When it rains sex toys, you’ll know why they’re known as the Billdo’s.
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    Yeah, and you should feel real proud of Toronto, go to a parade for the NBA team and lose your life. Would never happen in Buffalo, but I guess when you live in Toronto and last championship was like 1990, the baseball team that nobody cares about, that is what you get. The only thing you rubber heads know there is hockey and they don’t win anything, last time like what 1967 or 1968 when they had 4 teams? Someone had to win. Toronto is a joke, always has been, always will be. Worst sports town in all of North America, hands down. Talking proud in Toronto, what an embarrassment for everyone to see what happened at that parade.
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    So zero championships is better than this years NBA championship, the MLB championships from the 90’s and all the Leafs championships before that, got it.

    As for the idiot shooter at the parade, I guess when you have 2 million+ people at a parade anything can happen.

    The good thing for you is that you don’t have to worry about victory parades, having never won a thing, or getting 2 million people to come out in that tiny ugly town.

    Wide right, you lose again.

  20. Poor Joe, how many more username can he post on here? Nice new one Social Disease. Again, Toronto is the worst sports town in North American, always will be, nobody cares man. Nobody cares about Toronto at all and never will, No NFL team, never will have one, they care about the Maple Laughs and they just don’t win, and never will.

  21. The Analytical Kid says:
    June 18, 2019 at 11:18 am
    Then they can consummate the marriage after the game in the lots in accordance with Best Tailgating Practices up there.

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    I gotta drive up there for one of their game days.

  22. The Bills plagued in Toronto, but it stunk so bad they opted out, even with the nearly $100 million reason the city paid Foote their one game per year. Its that bad up there

  23. The Analytical Kid says:
    June 18, 2019 at 11:18 am
    Then they can consummate the marriage after the game in the lots in accordance with Best Tailgating Practices up there.

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    That will happen before the game too. 🙂

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