Kirk Cousins wants shirtless kid in chains to become team mascot, and the kid is willing

@tammywwleader

Thursday night’s game between the Patriots and Vikings included a moment on the big screen in Minnesota featuring a shirtless kid in chains, mimicking quarterback Kirk Cousins on the flight home from Washington after a Week Nine win there.

Cousins and his teammates noticed.

“The young kid in the stands who was shirtless, that was just tremendous,” Cousins told reporters after the game. “We may have to hire him as a team mascot. That was awesome. We had a TV timeout and the guys in the huddle are just loving it, just laughing so hard. We may have to come up with a name for him, get him some tickets, bring him back.”

Via Chris Tomasson of the St. Paul Pioneer Press, that would be fine with seven-year-old Lincoln Gustafson. More than fine, actually.

That would be awesome,” Lincoln told Tomasson on Friday.

Lincoln, who turn eight on December 4, has been a Vikings fan “forever.” Thursday night’s game was his first, with his family driving three hours from Denver, Iowa for the contest.

It looks if they’ll be making the drive a few more times, as Lincoln prepares to become the latest chapter in the crazy, topsy-turvy story of the 2022 Vikings.

50 responses to “Kirk Cousins wants shirtless kid in chains to become team mascot, and the kid is willing

  1. Is there one single solitary aspect of this man’s personality that isn’t totally forced and cringy? Genuine question.

  2. Is there a single solitary aspect of his personality that isn’t cringy? Probably the one that figured out how to laugh at himself.

    Lighten up, it’s the one thing Kirk Cousins can do well.

  3. That kid was a star! Unfortunately some unremarkable Pats fan decided tried to steal the spotlight from a child to get on the “megatron”.

  4. Kirk, tone down that big ego before it brings you down to earth like it did to me. I was once in 1st place in the NFC north but now I’m one step short of being last.

  5. He should invite the kid to watch the rest of the playoffs with him after the Vikings are dispatched in the 1st/2nd round.

  6. 7 year old admits to being Vikings fan “forever”.
    Is he really a 60 year old vampire?
    If he knows who Norm Van Brocklin and Mick Tinglehoff are, we should be impressed and scared.

  7. Hope the kid has had his Covid vaccinations if he’s going to hang out around Cousins. Cousins could miss the biggest game if the year if he gets Covid again.

  8. Is there a single solitary aspect of his personality that isn’t cringy? Probably the one that figured out how to laugh at himself.
    ________________________________

    I’m a Washington fan and lived through it. No. No, there isn’t. The only thing worse than his aloofness and phoniness was RGME! Imagine living with BOTH of them at the same time!

  9. “Is there one single solitary aspect of this man’s personality that isn’t totally forced and cringy? Genuine question.”

    It’s better than having Aaron Rodgers’ personality.

  10. Kirk has been the same guy since day one. He plays very well, ignores the haters, loved and respected by his team that know him way better than all those taking heads and folks that think it’s vogue to judge him. And he is not changing for the cameras or have a gaggle of cameras/video team following him. I like him and not a team fan, just like hiw he presents himself and plays hard.
    Laugh with him and have some fun. Oh, and the word “cringy” is getting really tired.

  11. Love it. So awesome when your team is in it. Not just like in the hunt, but really in the thick of the national conversation and all the fun that entails.

  12. riverhorsey says:
    November 25, 2022 at 10:14 pm
    Hope the kid has had his Covid vaccinations if he’s going to hang out around Cousins. Cousins could miss the biggest game if the year if he gets Covid again

    ———-

    Let me guess…..you are still wearing a mask….

  13. Geez lots of hateful comments for something really cute and fun. Sorry your team sucks so bad. Lighten up please.

  14. More important than any personal concerns, condemnations and conjectures about Kirks character is that he seems to be a good teammate with this team.
    That said, this white kids in chains thing needs to stop.
    It’s one thing for Kirk to put on chains with a group of friends for reasons of irony or celebration or whatever. But for media and fans to be glomming onto it is appropriative and not a good look.

  15. “Hope the kid has had his Covid vaccinations if he’s going to hang out around Cousins. Cousins could miss the biggest game if the year if he gets Covid again.”

    I know, right. Because the science says anyone who is vaccinated can’t spread the virus and has zero chance of dying. Sheep.

  16. RamblinRandall says:
    November 25, 2022 at 11:07 pm
    8 yrs is not forever
    __________

    It is when you are 8 years old.

  17. ladyhawk316 says:
    November 26, 2022 at 12:15 am
    Kirk has been the same guy since day one. He plays very well, ignores the haters, loved and respected by his team that know him way better than all those taking heads and folks that think it’s vogue to judge him. And he is not changing for the cameras or have a gaggle of cameras/video team following him. I like him and not a team fan, just like hiw he presents himself and plays hard.
    _______________

    He presents himself as a science denying, evangelical wacko. You have no clue as to whether his teammates love and respect him.

  18. nhpats2011 says:
    November 26, 2022 at 7:14 am
    riverhorsey says:
    November 25, 2022 at 10:14 pm
    Hope the kid has had his Covid vaccinations if he’s going to hang out around Cousins. Cousins could miss the biggest game if the year if he gets Covid again

    ———-

    Let me guess…..you are still wearing a mask….
    ______________

    What’s wrong with still wearing a mask? There are plenty of people who do not want to spread disease. There are people who are respectful of others who have autoimmune are other dangerous conditions.

  19. I was born in Minny in 1960. Have the kid give me a call, I’ll tell him what being a fan forever really means…

  20. nhpats2011 says:
    November 26, 2022 at 7:14 am
    riverhorsey says:
    November 25, 2022 at 10:14 pm
    Hope the kid has had his Covid vaccinations if he’s going to hang out around Cousins. Cousins could miss the biggest game if the year if he gets Covid again

    ———-

    Let me guess…..you are still wearing a mask….
    =================

    Let me guess, you still think Belichick, who has won ONE playoff game in 40 years without Brady, is a coaching genius and that the election was rigged.

  21. I know, right. Because the science says anyone who is vaccinated can’t spread the virus and has zero chance of dying. Sheep
    —–
    Must just be a coincidence that the pandemic disappeared when the vaccine came out huh? Some of you act like this was the first killer virus that’s ever come around and this is the first vaccine we have ever had to develop. The reason you don’t have to worry about polio, mumps, measles, rubella, pox (both small and chicken), diphtheria, tetanus, hepatitis, etc is due to vaccines but sure, now you’re too smart and we are all sheep. Thanks for being one of those people that the rest of society has to drag kicking and screaming along with us. That always makes things easier.

  22. Let me guess, you still think Belichick, who has won ONE playoff game in 40 years without Brady, is a coaching genius and that the election was rigged.
    ——
    Funny thing is there is undeniable proof that the 2016 elections were actually manipulated by Russia, for Trump, but his supporters won’t even talk about that, because really they don’t care about the country, only that their guy wins. The democrats have become bigger antagonists than Russia to a segment of this country and that is the really scary part.

  23. Sorry to state the obvious…. There are some miseable Patriot fans. Maybe time to try and keave your bubble?

  24. Is there one single solitary aspect of this man’s personality that isn’t totally forced and cringy? Genuine question.

    Even if there isn’t. why do you care?

  25. gibson45 says:
    November 26, 2022 at 9:26 am
    nhpats2011 says:
    November 26, 2022 at 7:14 am
    riverhorsey says:
    November 25, 2022 at 10:14 pm
    Hope the kid has had his Covid vaccinations if he’s going to hang out around Cousins. Cousins could miss the biggest game if the year if he gets Covid again

    ———-

    Let me guess…..you are still wearing a mask….
    ______________

    What’s wrong with still wearing a mask? There are plenty of people who do not want to spread disease. There are people who are respectful of others who have autoimmune are other dangerous conditions.
    ———————————————————
    Gibson45, you always write well, and usually have a very good take on things, but you rooted for Gallant over Goofus in Highlights magazines, didn’t you?

  26. sbc2556 says:
    November 25, 2022 at 11:30 pm
    Is there a single solitary aspect of his personality that isn’t cringy? Probably the one that figured out how to laugh at himself.
    ________________________________

    I’m a Washington fan and lived through it. No. No, there isn’t. The only thing worse than his aloofness and phoniness was RGME! Imagine living with BOTH of them at the same time!
    ////
    There was nothing phony about Cousins in Washington. He openly disliked your team and refused to sign a multi-year contract.

  27. I get it. Packer fans and now Patriot fans are miserable. But ripping an 8 year old kid for having fun? Take a long look in the mirror. Now, kick yourself. That kid is more happy than you’ll ever be.

  28. gibson45 says:
    November 26, 2022 at 9:26 am
    What’s wrong with still wearing a mask? There are plenty of people who do not want to spread disease. There are people who are respectful of others who have autoimmune are other dangerous conditions.
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Thank you! Empathy for your fellow citizen and unashamed to say so, how refreshing. It’s a shame intelligent people are being silenced so the uneducated do not feel embarrassed. You are a true patriot and I salute you.

  29. stellarperformance says:
    November 26, 2022 at 12:02 pm
    gibson45 says:
    November 26, 2022 at 9:26 am
    What’s wrong with still wearing a mask? There are plenty of people who do not want to spread disease. There are people who are respectful of others who have autoimmune are other dangerous conditions.
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Thank you! Empathy for your fellow citizen and unashamed to say so, how refreshing. It’s a shame intelligent people are being silenced so the uneducated do not feel embarrassed. You are a true patriot and I salute you.
    __________

    Thank you, I sincerely appreciate the kind words.

  30. iloveyouneighbor says:
    November 26, 2022 at 11:14 am

    Gibson45, you always write well, and usually have a very good take on things, but you rooted for Gallant over Goofus in Highlights magazines, didn’t you?
    ____________

    😁

  31. iloveyouneighbor says:
    November 26, 2022 at 11:14 am

    Gibson45, you always write well, and usually have a very good take on things, but you rooted for Gallant over Goofus in Highlights magazines, didn’t you?

    —————-

    Man I haven’t thought about that cartoon in about 20 years..yet here I am hearing about it in an article about Kirk cousins wearing chains. 2022 never ceases to amaze me

  32. gibson45 says:
    November 26, 2022 at 9:26 am
    nhpats2011 says:
    November 26, 2022 at 7:14 am
    riverhorsey says:
    November 25, 2022 at 10:14 pm
    Hope the kid has had his Covid vaccinations if he’s going to hang out around Cousins. Cousins could miss the biggest game if the year if he gets Covid again

    ———-

    Let me guess…..you are still wearing a mask….
    ______________

    What’s wrong with still wearing a mask? There are plenty of people who do not want to spread disease. There are people who are respectful of others who have autoimmune are other dangerous conditions

    ——-

    First…..they accomplish basically nothing

    Second….nothing wrong with you wearing one of that’s what you choose to do. Just don’t expect others to wear them to appease your paranoia or support your virtue signaling

  33. nhpats2011 says:
    November 26, 2022 at 12:58
    First…..they accomplish basically nothing

    Second….nothing wrong with you wearing one of that’s what you choose to do. Just don’t expect others to wear them to appease your paranoia or support your virtue signaling
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    In return we won’t interfere with your belief in the power of tinfoil hats, chronic stolen elections, QAnon book clubs, or flat-earth photos.

  34. A small question for those who believe masks accomplish nothing. Why do surgeons and dentists, workers in body shops, workers in labs, workers in electronics clean rooms, workers in the space program, pathologists, morticians, staff in ER and ICU, midwives . . . wear them? Tell you what; next time you go to a doctor, have surgery, have a tooth pulled, just tell them not to bother with a mask or gloves ‘cuz they basically accomplish nothing.

  35. Kirk, tone down that big ego before it brings you down to earth like it did to me. I was once in 1st place in the NFC north but now I’m one step short of being last.

    BIG EGO?!?
    Do you ever really watch the man. He is as humble as they come.

  36. No matter how far a topic is from the Patriots, there are still folks that can only see the Patriots in things, lurking around every corner, haunting their sleep. It was a long 20 years so I guess the PTSD might last for a bit too.

    This kid was cool as hell and Im glad the vikings are making his day with what they are doing here fir their game with the Jets.

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