PFT’s NFL Week 16 2022 picks

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Three weeks remain. Not nearly enough for MDS to catch me.

But he’s trying.

With three disagreements in Week 15, MDS was right on two of them. He’s picked up a game, cutting the margin back to 10.

For the year. I’m 145-77-1. MDS is 135-87-1.

This week, we differ on only two games. For all picks, scroll, scroll, scroll.


Jaguars (+1.5) at Jets

MDS’s take: When the schedule was released, this looked like a terrible Thursday night game. In reality, both teams are still in the playoff hunt. I think Trevor Lawrence outplays Zach Wilson in the matchup of the top two picks in last year’s draft, and the Jaguars win.

MDS’s pick: Jaguars 24, Jets 17.

Florio’s take: The Jaguars haven’t won three in a row since December 2017. That season nearly ended with the team’s first ever Super Bowl berth. This year, they could end up back in the playoffs for the first time since then. Still, the Jets need this one just a little bit more.

Florio’s pick: Jets 20, Jaguars 17.


Bills (-9) at Bears

MDS’s take: Justin Fields will make some big plays with his legs to keep the Bears competitive, but Josh Allen will make plays with both his arm and his legs to win it for the Bills.

MDS’s pick: Bills 27, Bears 20.

Florio’s take: The weather could make things interesting in Chicago, but Josh Allen can still sling it in any conditions. Still, nine points is a lot to give, given the conditions. And given the ability of Justin Fields to run circles around anyone and everyone.

Florio’s pick: Bills 30, Bears 24.


Saints (+2.5) at Browns

MDS’s take: The Saints are actually not out of the playoff picture in the terrible NFC South, but they will be after losing to the Browns.

MDS’s pick: Browns 24, Saints 20.

Florio’s take: The Browns are improving. While it may be too late for 2022, it could serve them well in 2023.

Florio’s pick: Browns 20, Saints 17.


Texans (+3) at Titans

MDS’s take: The Titans are slouching toward the AFC South title and will win an ugly game over the worst team in the league.

MDS’s pick: Titans 17, Texans 10.

Florio’s take: The Texans have been playing well lately, but the Titans should be sufficiently desperate to find a way to get a long-overdue win against a one-win team.

Florio’s pick: Titans 20, Texans 16.


Seahawks (+10) at Chiefs

MDS’s take: The Seahawks and Geno Smith were a great story early this season, but the Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes will deliver a big blow to their diminishing playoff hopes.

MDS’s pick: Chiefs 34, Seahawks 21.

Florio’s take: It’s another AFC West reunion, and the team that owns the AFC West should remind Seattle why they should be glad that they got out when they did.

Florio’s pick: Chiefs 30, Seahawks 21.


Giants (+4) at Vikings

MDS’s take: This could be a playoff preview, as it’s possible that these teams could meet again in the wild-card round. I think the Vikings win and keep their slim hopes of a first-round bye alive.

MDS’s pick: Vikings 17, Giants 14.

Florio’s take: The last time the Vikings had an exhausting, emotional win, they fell apart the next week. Assuming they learned from that and they don’t want to have to go to San Francisco in the playoffs, it’s time to turn the White Out into a win.

Florio’s pick: Vikings 27, Giants 24.


Bengals (-3) at Patriots

MDS’s take: The Patriots still control their playoff destiny, just needing to win out to earn a wild card. But that will no longer be the case after they lose to the Bengals on Sunday.

MDS’s pick: Bengals 28, Patriots 27.

Florio’s take: Ding dong, the witch is dead.

Florio’s pick: Bengals 30, Patriots 23.


Lions (-2.5) at Panthers

MDS’s take: The Lions are making their way up the standings after a 1-6 start, and they’re going to win at Carolina and establish themselves as a real threat in the NFC playoffs.

MDS’s pick: Lions 20, Panthers 14.

Florio’s take: In a battle of big cats, the Lions roar their way above .500.

Florio’s pick: Lions 23, Panthers 20.


Falcons (+7) at Ravens

MDS’s take: The Ravens are struggling after a hot start, but I think if they make the playoffs they can be dangerous. They’ll take care of business at home against the Falcons.

MDS’s pick: Ravens 16, Falcons 10.

Florio’s take: The Falcons are still alive, but not for much longer. The Ravens need to stay within a game of the Bengals, in order to make Week 18 an AFC North championship game.

Florio’s pick: Ravens 21, Falcons 10.


Commanders (+7) at 49ers

MDS’s take: The 49ers may be playing the best football in the NFL over the last couple months. They should stomp the struggling Commanders.

MDS’s pick: 49ers 27, Commanders 13.

Florio’s take: The 49ers have the No. 2 seed within reach. The Commanders are teetering on the brink of missing the playoffs.

Florio’s pick: 49ers 24, Commanders 10.


Eagles (+5) at Cowboys

MDS’s take: I was going to pick the Cowboys even before the Jalen Hurts injury news broke, so I’m definitely picking the Cowboys now.

MDS’s pick: Cowboys 28, Eagles 21.

Florio’s take: Gardner Minshew is good enough to elevate the Eagles, if they weren’t playing a team like the Cowboys.

Florio’s pick: Cowboys 24, Eagles 20.


Raiders (+2.5) at Steelers

MDS’s take: The NFL was hoping these two teams would be in playoff contention for the Christmas Eve Immaculate Reception anniversary game, but we’ll settle for the Steelers winning a low-scoring battle of playoff long shots.

MDS’s pick: Steelers 17, Raiders 14.

Florio’s take: The Steelers will dig deep to properly honor the memory of Franco Harris.

Florio’s pick: Steelers 24, Raiders 17.


Packers (+4) at Dolphins

MDS’s take: Aaron Rodgers and the Packers’ offense have been coming on strong in recent weeks, but it’s going to be too little, too late, and the Dolphins will change the Packers’ playoff hopes from “slim” to “none.”

MDS’s pick: Dolphins 31, Packers 28.

Florio’s take: The Packers have won two straight games, but they haven’t really faced a playoff-caliber team. They will on Sunday in Miami. And Green Bay’s playoff chances will diminish.

Florio’s pick: Dolphins 34, Packers 27.


Broncos (-2.5) at Rams

MDS’s take: The NFL was expecting this one to be a marquee Christmas Day game. Instead it’s probably the worst game of the week.

MDS’s pick: Broncos 12, Rams 9.

Florio’s take: A year after losing on Christmas Day, Baker Mayfield evens his December 25 record in a game that will be watched only because it’s on TV.

Florio’s pick: Rams 24, Broncos 20.


Buccaneers (-7.5) at Cardinals

MDS’s take: Tom Brady and the Buccaneers are not playing well, but they’ll play well enough to beat the Cardinals and continue their march toward the playoffs in the terrible NFC South.

MDS’s pick: Buccaneers 17, Cardinals 7.

Florio’s take: If you’re naughty, you get coal. If you’re really naughty, you have to watch this game.

Florio’s pick: Buccaneers 20, Cardinals 10.


Chargers (-4.5) at Colts

MDS’s take: With the Chargers in the wild card race, there would be no excuse for losing to Jeff Saturday’s Colts. The Chargers will take care of business.

MDS’s pick: Chargers 30, Colts 20.

Florio’s take: Nick Foles gets his chance to help Jeff Saturday secure a job that he’s proving every week he’s not really ready to hold.

Florio’s pick: Chargers 28, Colts 21.

33 responses to “PFT’s NFL Week 16 2022 picks

  1. Florio’s take: The Browns are improving. While it may be too late for 2022, it could serve them well in 2023.

    Florio’s pick: Browns 20, Browns 17.
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  2. We will easily beat the Raiders on Christmas Eve. That much is certain. But we will not get any help from any other teams because NO ONE wants to face us in the playoffs. We are peaking at just the right time but I am afraid of certain teams tanking just to keep us out of the playoffs. Stay focused, stay humble, and stay brimming with peace on earth and good will to men. Merry Christmas and ….. GO STEELERS!

  3. Browns over Saints – The weather will be cold… Browns running game is better and defense is better…

    Lions over Panthers – Lions have gotten hot at the right time and the Panthers will fall behind…

    Ravens over Falcons – Ravens have the edge on defense that will give Falcons rookie qb fits…

    Buccaneers over Cardinals – Cards on their 3rd qb which the Bucs defense should take advantage of…

  4. Bengals 27 Pats 13 Much as I hate Burrow blowout incoming.

    Jags 31 Jets 13 There is a new T Law in town.

    Bills 24 Bears 20 Fields does well until the 4th.

  5. Upsets for the week:
    I think the Brock Purdy mystique takes a hit this week and the 49ers lose to Washington. This is the best defence he will face before the playoffs so at minimum it should be an interesting test.
    Giants do a Vikings and pull off a late/close win, as Minnesota’s luck starts to run out.
    Texans over the Titans. Houston may have the worst record in the league but they’re still playing hard and Tennessee is literally falling apart at the worst time and could lose the rest of their games.

  6. The fact that you were going to pick the Cowboys is just hilarious. Anything can happen, but these two teams are not in the same league, so to speak.

  7. Florio’s finally figuring it out.. Pick the Vikings, but by less than a score. MDS, not so much.

  8. Was just thinking about how great it would be if the Eagles went out there with the Moustache under center and plain old put the Cowboys to bed…whupped up on them. Man would that be sweet.

  9. “Josh Allen can still sling it in any conditions.” Not true. The only way the Patriots beat Buffalo in their first matchup last year was because of wind and rain.

  10. Wait —- Florio picked the Jets to win their game and the Pats to lose theirs?

    I’d say that is proof positive that we live in a computer simulation.

  11. Florio’s pick: Browns 20, Browns 17.
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    You’re absolutely right. My Browns do typically beat themselves before anyone else has to.

  12. Mike, for Christmas I wish you a Super Bowl Birth for the Vikings so you have a chance to go 0-5 in Super Bowls, seizing the lead over 0-4 Buffalo. Championship!

  13. Florio’s take: The Steelers will dig deep to properly honor the memory of Franco Harris.
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    I heard they’re starting Terry Bradshaw at QB.

  14. Ding ding the witch is dead, thanks to me leaving. You’re welcome, America. Merry Christmas!

  15. December + Cowboys = lol

    Great Mustache will continue the Cowpokes slow decent into reality that the world can predict except for the ever dwindling fan base of ‘Merica’s team. Is there a better Christmas present than seeing the pained and sad look on their fans faces during another crushing loss? I think not.

    Go Birds!

  16. citizenstrange says:
    December 22, 2022 at 11:46 am
    We will easily beat the Raiders on Christmas Eve. That much is certain. But we will not get any help from any other teams because NO ONE wants to face us in the playoffs. We are peaking at just the right time but I am afraid of certain teams tanking just to keep us out of the playoffs. Stay focused, stay humble, and stay brimming with peace on earth and good will to men. Merry Christmas and ….. GO STEELERS!

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    Wow, I will definitely take a shot at whatever you’re drinking because the results seem spectacular. Or delusional. On or the other. Merry xmas

  17. The Ravens’ long, slow, painful death stretches out another week.

    Ravens 13
    Falcons 9

  18. MDS’s take: The Ravens are struggling after a hot start, but I think if they make the playoffs they can be dangerous. They’ll take care of business at home against the Falcons.

    Where is this idea the Ravens will be dangerous in the playoffs coming from?

  19. austinspencer says:
    December 22, 2022 at 12:35 pm

    I can definitely see the Texans beating the Titans. Malik Willis is awful.
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    This dude is a Tyler Huntley clone. They play like they are in a 2 minute drill on every play. Slow tf down!

  20. Well at least I can get some credibility from my wife by prioritizing my family over the terrible games on Christmas.

  21. It will be fun watching the Dallas football team as they play Philthy and thinking that they’ll beat the Philthy team’s second string QB. We’ve seen Dallas play this year and good is not a word that would describe their overall year.

  22. re: Seattle getting out of the AFC west when they did… I don’ think this means what you think it means…

    Not having to deal with the 49’ers during their best years over the last 20 years? I think they’d take that every day.

  23. Good luck on that Eagles @ Cowboys pick… but you’ll both be taking that L along with Dallas.

  24. Well it’s these games or watching my relatives fight. I’ll have to give this some thought.

  25. malcomreynolds says:
    December 22, 2022 at 12:15 pm

    Upsets for the week:
    Giants do a Vikings and pull off a late/close win, as Minnesota’s luck starts to run out.

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    Yeah, a 39 (plus two defensive touchdowns erased) to 3 post-halftime against the Colts was complete luck. So was the win over Buffalo when down by 17. Besides, who says luck has a shelf-life?

  26. The Dolphins have been trending downward in recent weeks. I like the Packers’ chances against them. I pick GB 31-24.

  27. jtylert says:
    December 22, 2022 at 4:21 pm
    re: Seattle getting out of the AFC west when they did… I don’ think this means what you think it means…

    Not having to deal with the 49’ers during their best years over the last 20 years? I think they’d take that every day.

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    Uhhh, no. In the past 20 years, the 49ers have won 13 and lost 28 against the Seahawks.

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