Aaron Rodgers will get Super Bowl week started by speaking at an astrology seminar

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Since Aaron Rodgers didn’t make it back to the Super Bowl (or the tournament that culminates in a potential Super Bowl berth), he’s got some free time this week.

Over the weekend, he was hitting small spheres. On Monday, he’ll be talking about much larger ones.

He’s the guest speaker at an astrological event. A “masterclass,” if you will. Specifically, an Astrological Immersion Party aimed at helping the participant “fall in love . . . with YOU” through the “ancient science of astrology.”

During the conference, participants will “[d]iscover how Aaron Rodgers has fallen in love with his fate and uses it to have confidence without validation or approval and how you can, too.”

It looks to be totally legitimate and real and absolutely not a hoax, even if it may seem that way. And that’s fine. People can do whatever they think they need to do and/or believe whatever they need to believe to achieve happiness. We all deserve it, and it’s one of our fundamental rights as American citizens to have the ability to pursue it.

But I thought ayahuasca was the thing Rodgers used to learn how to love himself. Where does the astrology fit in with the hallucinogenic tea? Maybe that’s one of the topics that will be discussed today.

Or maybe he’ll just spend the time dropping more hints about playing for the Raiders.

49 responses to “Aaron Rodgers will get Super Bowl week started by speaking at an astrology seminar

  1. Yet another reason why I’m hoping/praying, ok, not really praying, but strongly hoping that the Packers find a way to move on from this goof ball. When he was lights out the best QB in the league from about 2009-2015 I’d ignore is weirdo qualities, now it’s just exhausting.

  2. Why do people keep giving this self-centred person a platform to stoke his ego… Every year for the past four years he makes comments and toys with his team at Super Bowl time to drive himself into the conversation… yet his playing never drives him or his team into the Super Bowl… he loves twisting the arm of and attacking his own team… that is so sad and pathetic. He once could have been remembered fondly by many, but his legacy now is how his selfishness and egotistical behaviour has tarnished and destroyed his own team… a team that gave in to his every whim only to have him demand more and be attacked more… his actions are starting to tarnish all of football not only the team he once said he loved.

  3. NFL players love to talk about manifesting because it makes them believe they earned what they have. Otherwise they might have to admit that it’s silly for them to get paid millions of dollars to play a game that they are lucky enough to be gifted at while millions of people work 60 hour weeks just to survive.

  4. One day they will find him chasing tumbleweeds off of Highway 118 in Texas, naked, and straight twisted off of peyote.

  5. Aaron is turning into Madam Ruth right before our eyes .. you know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth! What next? Selling little bottles of Love Potion #9?!

    🙂

  6. The studies of astrology, psychedelia, and ancient healing practices are all intrinsically linked, and incredibly interesting to a lot of people. Not the typical “jock” path, but a lot of people glean an incredible amount of insight and healing from these practices.

  7. Can’t stand the guy but I actually think that’s kinda cool. There are lots of awesome things out there that we’re not taught in school or we’re told are nonsense that actually aren’t. People should have open minds

  8. Mr immunized has officially lost the plot. Football is the last thing on his mind right now. Sad to see it i used to love the guy now not so much.

  9. And tomorrow he’ll lead a seminar for the Flat Earth Society. Yeah it’s a joke but inside you know it’s possible…

  10. Aaron will explain that, when the stars align propitiously, he will find acres of green that open a path to a great marble edifice containing vaults and deposit boxes.

  11. Looking forward to Jordan Love not going on the Pat McAfee Show every week. I’ll say that.

  12. Astrology is an “inexact science “. That makes Rogers as qualified to lecture on it as…any other football player.
    I don’t know why anyone wants to pay money to hear this guy talk about himself and his relationship to the planets.

  13. Apparently the stars cannot overcome choking in big games and being a cad with teammates – and he has done nothing in the Snoopy Bowl that 3 different Washington QB’s have done – win one!

  14. >> Astrology is a scam.

    Only someone who has never studied the subject would say that. I was a skeptic in 1973, but I decided to find the truth for myself. After 50 years, I know it works. Just to tell people the other side of the issue.

  15. Carroll Prescott says:
    February 6, 2023 at 12:31 pm
    Apparently the stars cannot overcome choking in big games and being a cad with teammates – and he has done nothing in the Snoopy Bowl that 3 different Washington QB’s have done – win one
    _____________

    Apparently some people do not realize that the practice of astrology is as old as recorded human history. If the moon effects the tides and other galaxies effect ours is so hard to believe that heavenly bodies have an effect on individuals?

  16. Astrology has been debunked countless times. It makes sense that “Conspiracy Theory Aaron” would latch onto it.

  17. saturn22 says:
    February 6, 2023 at 12:37 pm
    >> Astrology is a scam.

    Only someone who has never studied the subject would say that. I was a skeptic in 1973, but I decided to find the truth for myself. After 50 years, I know it works. Just to tell people the other side of the issue.
    ______________

    It’s interesting. These people do not believe in astrology, yet they do believe that injecting bleach cures covid and nuclear bombs destroy hurricanes. Some people are strange.

  18. Carroll Prescott says:
    February 6, 2023 at 12:31 pm
    Apparently the stars cannot overcome choking in big games and being a cad with teammates – and he has done nothing in the Snoopy Bowl that 3 different Washington QB’s have done – win one
    ______________

    Are you admitting that you acknowledge Doug William’s Super Bowl win? That would be a major concession for someone like you.

  19. Good for him. It’s very important people believe in something; otherwise they live in a state of desperation. Astrology, religion, money, America, whatever. Give your life more purpose.

  20. Astrology, reading tea leaves, tarot cards, numerology…Just because you have an insanely high IQ and edactic memory doesn’t mean you won’t believe really,really dumb things. Belief is as much psychological as logical. Rogers seems to be going off the deep end and swimming further into dark waters.

  21. Longtimepackerfan says:
    February 6, 2023 at 1:14 pm

    Nancy Reagan was an astrology buff. Was she on drugs??
    +++++
    Actually she was.

  22. – and he has done nothing in the Snoopy Bowl that 3 different Washington QB’s have done – win one!
    ++++++
    He won a Super Bowl in this century. All the Redskin qb’s won theirs last century.

  23. Pseudo-science, pseudo-medicine, pseudo-pharmacology gives you a pseudo-doctorate in pseudo-intellectualism.

  24. If true, this takes “privileged mindset” to an entirely new galaxy. I can’t wish for this self-centered, eleven-year postseason loser to be out of Green Bay any more than I do at this very moment.

  25. psubeerman21 says:
    February 6, 2023 at 1:15 pm
    Good for him. It’s very important people believe in something; otherwise they live in a state of desperation. Astrology, religion, money, America, whatever. Give your life more purpose.
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    You forgot to add; “,……..and remember to keep it to yourself.”

  26. Not a top 5 QB anymore. Toxic and beyond reproach. Definitely not a leader. You cant have someone like him in the driver’s seat, physically and metaphorically, with his head permanently in the clouds now. What a goof. Favre > Rodgers.

  27. On a related note, for some reason I decided yesterday to find out what Ricky Williams is up to these days and it turns out that he, too, is deep into astrology (and even earns money doing astrological readings) in addition to being a weed entrepreneur, so maybe we’re thisclose to Rodgers growing dreads.

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